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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 12, 2002
*blinks* Is it just me, or are the plots on these little shows a little predictable?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 12, 2002
[Cut to a bunch of blahs on pogo sticks.]
[Blah #1] Whee, this is fun! [beep] Oops, I accidentally pressed the Random H-Bomb Button!
[Blah #2] [stopping] Wait a minute, why would there just /happen/ to be a random H-bomb but--
[Nuclear explosion]
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Lady Scott Posted Jun 12, 2002
Yes, becoming very predictable. At least the ending is predictable. 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 12, 2002
[Cut to a blah designed to remind people of Tarkin from Star Wars 4.]
[Tarkin] Evacuate!? In our moment of triumph!? I think you overestimate their chances!!
[Cut to the death star, which explodes.]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 12, 2002
[Cut to Qrrbrbirlbel Theatre again. Cut to the interior.]
[Romeo] Oh Juliet ...
[Juliet] Oh Romeo ... Oh whatever.
[She pushes a button. Metal arms come out and remove Romeo's arms, legs, head, and body. Buzzer; enter Director.]
[Director] Cut! Argh -- I -- d'ah -- it -- I'm not even going to say anything! [runs away] Here! YOU be Romeo!
[pause]
[Juliet] Oh Romeo ... Oh, Romeo? Where are you, Romeo?
[Bomb] [rushing in] Here I am!
[Juliet] You're not Romeo!
[Bomb] Zeeky boogy doog!
[Nuclear explosion]
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 13, 2002
*leaves an ice cube on Red Dog's nose*
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Lady Scott Posted Jun 13, 2002
*yawn*
I think I've read these little scenarios far too often.... if something different doesn't happen soon I may be forced to write my own scenario.
You've been warned!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 13, 2002
[Blah Guy #1] Hey, have you ever wondered why saying "the zeeky words" causes a nuclear explosion?
[Blah Guy #2] Yes, I have wondered why saying "the zeeky words" causes a nuclear explosion. We should find out.
[Blah Guy #1] But how?
[Blah Guy #2] I've got it! Let's go to Mars!
[Blah Guy #1] Great idea! I've got a rocket! Let's go!
[Caption: "Discovering the Meaning of the Zeeky Words!"]
[Fanfare] Doodoodoodoot doodoo!
[They jump into a rocket, which takes off.]
[Blah Guys] Whee!
[Cut to a side shot that follows them]
[Blah Guys] Wheee! Wheeee!
[They crash into a cliff.]
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Garius Lupus Posted Jun 13, 2002
*Gives the Lady Scott a look that says: 
*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 13, 2002
[gives GL a look that says "Oh shut up."]
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Garius Lupus Posted Jun 13, 2002
*Gives YK a look that says: 
*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 13, 2002
*gives them both a look that says:
*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 13, 2002
[Yar gives everyone else a look that says, "Look, I've had a busy day and my shoes were all wet from the torrential deluge yesterday. Can we all get along and keep the thread alive? ... Oh, wait, we're /already/ keeping the thread alive. Now let's stop holding conversations with facial expressions."]
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Lady Scott Posted Jun 13, 2002
*enters with a quizzical look on her face, then reads the last post*
Oops, sorry guys....
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 14, 2002
[Yar] Okay ... at least there are no words that make the world blow up.
[Cut to a blah guy wearing a potted plant on its head and an extremely silly grin on its face, holding a cannon to its head.]
[Gleek Snag Zip Guy] Gleek snag zip!
[
explodes]
[Yar] I stand thoroughly corrected.
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Lady Scott Posted Jun 14, 2002
I have no idea how I could possibly be writing this if the world has just exploded....
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