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The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 10, 2002
IS THE THREAD DEAD ?
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 10, 2002
NO!
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 10, 2002
*hugs Red Dog* The thread doesn't want to die. If you leave it be, it will end when it's time comes.
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 10, 2002
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 10, 2002
[Cut to a theatre with a sign that says "QRRBRBIRLBEL THEATRE" and below that, "Today: Romeo & Juliet". Cut to the interior: the balcony scene.]
[Romeo] Oh Juliet ...
[Juliet] Oh Romeo ... catch!
[She tosses him a bomb, which blows him up. Buzzer; enter Director SL.]
[Director] Cut! Nah! Juliet, for the LAST TIME, don't do that!
[Juliet] I can't help it!
[Director] D'haa ... Bring out the Auto Romeo Maker!
[A specific blah guy rolls in a large machine labeled "Auto Romeo Maker." He pushes a button]
[Voice Over] Poof.
[The smoke clears and Romeo is back.]
[Director] Now, for the last time, no more bomb throwing!
[Exeunt Director, SBG, and Auto Romeo Maker SL.]
[Romeo] Oh, Juliet ...
[Juliet] Oh, Romeo ... I ... um ... ah ... erh ... uwee ... must ... bomb ... qrrbrbrirlbel ... [evil grin and bomb] Quahahahahahahaaa!
[She throws the bomb at Romeo, who gets blown up. Buzzer. Re-enter Director SL.]
[Director] Cut! D'haaaaa! I said, do not do that!
[Juliet] Sorry!
[Director] Bring out the Auto Romeo Maker again!
[Re-enter SBG and ARM. SBG pushes a button. ARM explodes.]
[Director] NOW what's happend??
[SBG] Blew up.
[Director] Arrgh, I don't care anymore! Somebody be Romeo!
[Exeunt all except Juliet. The director is heard saying something indistinct offstage]
[Juliet] Oh, Romeo ........ Romeo? ....... Where are you, Romeo?
[Random Blah Guy] Blah!
[Juliet] You're not Romeo!
[Random Blah Guy] Blah!
[He crashes into the wall; his head flies up and hits the balcony, causing the entire set to fall over. Buzzer. Enter Director]
[Director] Cut!
[A weight marked "Mr. Weight" falls on him. The wings fall down, then the ceiling. Cut to the exterior; the entire building collapses and a Kamikaze Watermelon flies by. Cut to several cartoon buildings falling down. Cut to , which explodes.]
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 10, 2002
[Cut to a pier.]
[Blah Guy] Ooh, a tidal wave.
[A badly-drawn wave comes along.]
[Voice Over] Splash.
[Blah Guy] What the hell kind of a tidal wave was that??
[A metal "arm" reaches down and grabs him.]
[Blah Guy] What the hell??
[The "arm" drops him into the water. Then it falls in. Zoom in on the water; cut to underwater. The silhouette of a blah guy in scuba gear swims in.]
[Scublah] [think Jaques Costeau] Today in ze underwatair world, we investigate ze territory of ze dreaded bubblefish. It is dark here, so we can only see shadows.
[A round silhouette swims in]
[Scublah] Now it seems we have found ze bubblefish. [produces a flashlight] I will shine ze light on it ...
[He turns on the light, revealing that the silhouette is of an anarchist's bomb with a goofy face.]
[Bomb] [wiggling a bit] Zeeky boogy doog!
[Scublah] Oh crap.
[Nuclear explosion.]
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 10, 2002
[Cut to a blahchild watching television. A vase on top of the television falls and breaks. Blahdaddy runs over.]
[Blahdaddy] Did you knock down that vase??
[Blahchild] No, it was him!
[Blahdaddy] Who??
[Blahchild] Him!!
[The zeeky bomb appears on top of the television.]
[Bomb] Zeeky boogy doog!
[Nuclear explosion]
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 10, 2002
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM ANYMORE
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 10, 2002
[Cut to a Blah Guy. An ant approaches him]
[Blah Guy] Ooh, an ant. Wait a minute, that's not an ant!
[Zoom in, revealing that the ant's head is the zeeky bomb.]
[Bomb] Zeeky boogy doog!
[Nuclear explosion]
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 11, 2002
[Blah Guy #1] Hello.
[Blah Guy #2] Hello.
[BG1] How are you doing?
[BG2] I'm doing fine.
[BG1] Well, you know what? -- Wait a minute, it doesn't matter what I'm doing, because somebody's just going to run in and say "zeeky boogy doog" any second now!
[BG2] But YOU just said --
[Nuclear explosion]
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 11, 2002
[Cut to the zeeky bomb, asleep. Several Blah Guys creep by.]
[Blah Guy #1] [whispering] Shh ... we've got to be very quiet!
[Blah Guy #2] [ditto] Yeah ... otherwise we'll never find the kamikaze watermelon!
[Fanfare] [waking the zeeky bomb up] Doodoodoodoot doodoo!
[Watermelon] Whee! [goes splat]
[Blah Guy #1] Oh no!
[Bomb] Zeeky boogy doog!
[Blah Guys] [running away] AAAAA!
[Nuclear explosion]
The Thread That Would Not Die Part III?
Lady Scott Posted Jun 12, 2002
*radioactive post*
And I thought it was weird living near Three Mile Island at the time of the "incident"....
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