h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...nothing at all with a squashed pumpkin?

Sounds like a drink, actually. I wonder what they'd put into it.

?

Of course , but what else?

If you want a really nauseating drink, throw in some liver and lima beans.

*blinks*

What you need is carrot juice, Saturn Girl. It will clear up that eye problem, and you won;t need to blink.





And where has Red Dog been lately?

Probably having so much fun in real life that he doesn't feel compelled to drop in on H2G2. And right now, he's probably getting ready for bed, as it is night now.

This is just a ploy to get me to post on the thread isn't it, well I won't fall for that old ........ oh

Relax, Red Dog. we are here to help you.

*crosses arms, taps toe*

Well, now that you ARE here, perhaps you could explain the apparent cat hugging we recently witnessed. Hmmmm?

I think we're getting confuseticated about what really happened there .... I was merely using a dianetic approach to modernise traditional canine stereotypes and attempting to redefine our role in society to expose the out of date dialectic pervading present thought. I never inhaled.

I don't care about, er, diuretic approaches exposing, um, perverted present thoughts. All I know is that I saw what I saw and now I'm fulfilling my own role as "meanie doo doo head" by rubbing your nose in it. So, unless you repent and say 42 hail Lassies, I'll be forced to take action. Or something. Say, did I mention that the Church of Dog is raising funds for the Worthless Cur Rehabilitation Shelter?

...don't make me get out the news paper. Red Dog can hug me all he wants. Cat or not, the whole long legged bombsell goddess bit means I'm not a traditional cat, and therefore can be hugged as long as one is making a random grope at some enjoyable part of my body.

..or no?

*runs eyes and reads again*

(sorry, that should of course read "RUBS eyes...")

Ah, SG, you must be referring to the...*flips pages*...yes, the "Bombshell Goddess Groping Proviso" in Subsection 3.5 of the Canine Pawbook. It states that "limitted hugging of cats shall be allowed in cases where the cat is a Bombshell Goddess and said hugging is accompanied by random gropings of enjoyable parts. Must also be accompanied by lascivious grin and, optionally, waggling eyebrows at nearby mates."

Hmmmm.

*Tries to recall Red Dog's expression.*

I don't know Garius old chum. I don't think that grin on his face qualified as lascivious, and it certainly wasn't his eyebrows he was waggling...

/me knocks Apollo on the head with the news paper

What was that?

*peers at Apollo and holds news paper at the ready again*

...nothing at all

I love Razorlight

I can get you a stick if you'd prefer, SG

...news papers scare those dogs more, I believe. Otherwise I'll get out a whip soon enough. ^_^ But thanks for the offer.

But I am amazed, no one loves this thread enough anymore. I disapear for a week to go to Comic Con and only one person posts while I'm gone! *is sad and hugs the poor unloved thread*