h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, here is your problem. Your pipe is blocked. I will just unblock it with my powerful rod.

You try it, and I'll unclog ~your~ pipe with a knife, 'kay?

Whoa now...

...are we back to talking shop? I have this male-female converter that you might be able to use on the rod...

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Wait- have I done the unthinkable? Have I achieved Red Dog's impossible dream?

Say it isn't so!

Now you've gone and ruined it

Must... contain... diabolical... maniacal... laughter...

*with a heavy heart goes to update the Thread-Buster story at A1105976*

What's this with the heavy heart thing, Red Dog?

I keep coming back to this thread because it keeps popping up on my subscribed conversations list.So I post to it, in order to be polite.

Why not save yourself all the trouble and just unsubscribe. I know lets have a vote on it. I vote

Poor Red Dog.

Of all of us, you're the only one who *can't* unsubscribe from this thread, because it's your journal.

Well, I will take your suggestion under advisement, and will come back from time to time to report on my progress toward deciding.

Yay, it's still alive! *huggles thread*

*encourages thread to fight back*

Against the huggle or death?

Oh come on you lot. You all promised to go away after the 2000 post party. How can you live with yourselves hounding a poor old Dog like this ?

I promised nothing. I intend to be here until the heat death of the universe.

I think everyone who actually promised to go away after the party has gone away. The rest of us love you too much to let you have what you think you want... we're giving you what you need because we know you need it.

I think I understood that,
but then I can understand the Teletubbies.

...

You mean SG didn't tell you?? She was a teletubbie once, but they rejected her. Teletubbies in leather corsets with whips just don't work.