h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll do it for you.

...are you afraid he'll eat you?

We could always get the muzzle out. Then you'll be safe.

Maybe not - I always have my friend to rely on

See? He has friends to do it for him.

I rest my case.

*blink*

I just found out we've got some way to go before this is the longest thread ever. There's some 5000-odd posts in the Ask h2g2 fora...

The Thingite No, No, No thread is generally reckoned to be the longest ..... it's over 10,000 postings last time I looked. The British-English thread is a monster as well.

...... but this is a journal entry and should therefore be in proportion not the unnaturally long monster it has become.

Mwah hah ha haaah.

Evil laughter relieves stress.

I'm not sure I agree, Red Dog.

No No No is over 40,000 posts (maybe even 50,000 posts by now).

Plus, it's a natural monster, not an unnatural one.
The regulars who have made it what it is are naturally prone to not saying in one post what they could say in, say, 50 posts.

Paul, I obviously haven't looked at No No No for a long time but I think my point still stands. As a journal entry this one is probably the longest.

Actually, in my myopic fog, I sometimes think that *this* thread is No No No.

*blink*

I feel this thread is more of a Yes, yes, yes! thread.

I'm firmly in the Damn, Damn, Damn ! camp

Although, given that the day of St. Valentine is approaching, perhaps:
"Yes, yes! Oh, god, YES!" is more appropriate.

On that note how is the quimwrangling going ?

So-so. They're terrible buggers for hiding, you know. I've often run myself ragged of an evening trying to find one. And will they stay corralled? Hell no!

I would imagine that trying to stay in the saddle for more than 10 seconds would be a little tricky.

They way they buck, it's a wonder I ever mount them.