h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Crimson Lady', 'Scarlett Woman', I hadn't realised...

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blissfully ignorant over here. can someone fill me in on why that's weird? sorry, i've had a somewhat sheltered life.

'Scarlett Woman' is a civilised way of calling a girl a slut.

This name thing is going to turn into a running joke with me, isn't it?

*flies in*

oh no what has happened- where did all the pink go??

*loads wand with pink paintballs and fires at the walls*

wow that is alot better


now for the final touch..

*hangs fairy lights around the arena*

so much better

oh i give up when it comes to you and your paintballs.

ok, how about the name 'The Golden Phoenix' because of the healing powers of phoenixes. i dunno, if you're still stuck look up the latin word for heal and think up a name based on that. that sort of thing's worked for me in the past.

Nah, I'm fine with Crimson Lady. Thanks for the help, I'll just endure any jokes that may come my way

How about winged fox

I saw we make the arena red, brown and orange - the colours of rotting blood. Failing that I could throw some tar around in a bid to attract my arch-nemesis.

Surely the Lady of Crimson (or Woman of Scarlett as you now seem to be) would join me in the bid to turn the arena into the colour of your name???

we don't really want this to be some sort of gore fest.

We don't? Well where's the fun in that

i agree with tony target!

KILL KILL KILL

What's this I detect with my feline instinct?

Bobbyjoe656 (viva, viva) proclaims on the membership to be a Hero, but from his apparent liking for gore, confrontation and killing, I wonder whether he might be an imposter - an Anti-Hero in disguise?

He certainly seems to have an ally in the form of Tony2Times, a self-confessed Anti-Hero.

Is the League in danger?

Find out in the next thrilling post....

JT

Also, what about his finger-licking penchant for live duck and his under-handed disregard for the authority of Pinky?

JT

Once again we will have to wait til next time. Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Forum.

Ooh, that was strange.

The picture on my screen just tilted by about 20°.

Maybe there were some villains about!

Holy Hootoo! in black cape.

JT

*comes back to the arena*

Still debating colors?

Sadly, yes

Whats wrong with leaving it pink?

In the words of a young John Webster : "not enough blood"