h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*becomes a mongoose*

right, that's torn it now!

*runs out of the door and off to secret hideout to undo whatever spell has been cast by spoogleflop*

*Turns around quickly to see where the bubbling noise is coming from and in his klutziness knocks the brain jar off the table, luckily it doesn't break, it just rolls on the floor being chased by the mongoose*

sorry

cant

can only control the weather

replied to post 380 instead of realizing there were more posts

It's all good

*does miniature fireworks display with mastery of light*

nice one

What on earth has been going on here?!

It looks worse than the Arena!

Thought I heard a cat having its tail trodden on earlier, but was too busy talking to about her problems as a single mother-to-be.

*surveys scene and deduces what has been occurring*

Look, this is all wrong - fighting is reserved for the Arena, not the Tearoom.

I'll have to report this to Galigan and Pinky as the founders and therefore rule-makers.

But no - they were here - and they were part of the goings-on.

Now this will not do at all - you can't have the rule-makers also being the rule-breakers.

*suddenly realises that this is exactly what happens IRL*

*wonders off in despair for the future of the League*

JT

it wasn't a fight

it was a small squabble

It's not that bad anyway.

i know. the floor is only a little scorched

This room isn't dirty, it just has character now.

yeah

i blame spoogleflop. for turning me into a pink puffball, a brain and a mongoose she should be banned from sitting in the comfy chairs for 2 days!

*bangs gable*

case dismissed.

p.s. i am not a mongoose anymore. don't ask how because i don't really know.

i think that that is terribly unfair.

*supresses a sob*

how would you like it if i banned you from eating cake??
you are very cruel

but you aren't banned from eating cake

no but it is just as bad

*wipes away a tear*

Than just sit on the floor, it still looks comfortable, despite scorch marks.

mmm not a bad idea

*sits down*

wow it is quite comfy- you are right

*spies a crippled spider run across the floor and turns it into an angel cake*

this is for your kind advice

*hands over angel cake*

*takes bite of angel(spider) cake*

Hmmm...not bad for having just been a 7 legged spider

it is my speciality- angel cakes are my favourite thing to make they are so easy!!!

*is much happier now and so starts to dance*

wow this is fun

i think i might have a

*produces from end of her wand and sips carefully while dancing*