h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*chews loudly* mm. good. a bit tough. but otherwise...

*runs to the bathroom*

*zaps bear*

where did the bear appear from???

It must have been the pink cuddly, you need to work on those summoning skills spoogleflop.

the big pink thing that was wraping itself around me

*returns from the little boys room, a little paler and a lot soberer*

urfle muj noops.

eh?

we need to cheer pinky up!

lets create a massive monster for her to battle with. anyone with me???

you do that and youll find yourself fried

*looks confusled*

im confusled

if you create a monster ill fry you

you wouldnt be able to

*spits out some left over *

leave her to her darkness, sometimes a little inner looking helps to find the peace.

I'm off to beat the bejeezus outta something smelly and city destroying. Or I might go shopping. Don't know yet.

yeah that sounds like a good idea!

*still eyeing frood- chips are still on her mind*

you've the fairy dust, magic us up some chips. in one of those little cups, with a wooden fork. and some vinegar. oh and a little bit of salt. not too much, just enough. do that and I'll morph into a horse and give you a ride into town. I fancy buying some new shoes.

yeah but i can fly into town.....

ok
*flicks wand and chips appear in a little cup with a wooden fork and some vinegar and not too much salt*

there you go, hope you are happy

Those chips look good

*wonders if he should try and cheer up pinky*

very much so. (in fact I'm off for some RL chips now)

Here's my SuperHero Credit Card Spoogly, don't max it out, I'm away to fight the good fight. You do some shopping. Pick me up a nice jacket while you're there yeah? cheers

*still in corner sipping *

*walks over to corner and offers pinky a refill*