h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh - you're in the Arena.

Com-ming...

JT

*pops back in for a quick *

no hard feelings i hope.

anyway, must dash. duty calls.

nope none at all

*sips tea*

Hmmm...Haven't been in here yet

*grabs and enjoys the admires the view*

that was jumbeled

*grabs and admires the view*

it sure was

*takes *

dont you just love the veiw?

it is a most amazing place, whoever made it was right on the mark

*sips and eyes across the room*

finishes his tea, and in a flash of light pops over to the garden

Ah yes

*takes *

Runner's been here alright - I can still see some left-over light particles.

*drinks *

I wonder if anyone's in the garden?

JT

*exits*

*flies in*

oh i am alone

*orders a martini *

fantastic- just what i need

*sits in a seat by the window and watches a bird peck the brains out of a cat- turns the bird into a pink angel cake*

much better

*starts to sing to herself while drinking*

*rings out his hair* I need a cuppa now. Brew's up?

*eyes frood suspiciously and hands him *

there you are

*hands over sugar bowl*
and if you have a sweet tooth

why are you eyeing me? do I smell funky? for the brew anyway.

*sits down and shouts for Jammy Dodgers, pronto*

*giggles*

i ate the last one

you can have a mushroom though if you want

*takes out a pink bag stuffed with suspicious looking objects*

oh, I don't eat fungus. Not after my last bout of tinea and morphing into an octopus. ack. Thank you anyway.

*spies a sitting on its lonesome and grabs it before a cakenapper appears*

*starts singing again*

why dont you sing with me??

hum a few bars, I don't recognise it yet...

*sings a little louder (but very out of tune)*

when i find myself in times of trouble...

*takes a rather large gulp of martini, hiccups and giggles*

*eyes suspiciously* hmm

*eyes bag of mushrooms suspiciously*

ahh.

*gets a too*

I need it, you sound like JT after I stood on his tail

thankyou you are too kind
*smiles sarcastically*

i am usually likened to a dying cow but a cat in pain is an improvement

*sings even louder*

why arent you singing
*a look of disbeleif that he wont sing along*