h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*stops dancing*

can i have chocolate???

sure

*a few pieces of float over to spoog and then hover around her moving away just as she tries to grab them*

hey

*a frown grows on her face*

i am starving pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee



you are mean

*sprays him with angel cake bombs*

*swallows angel cakes*

mmmmmm delicious...

*pieces of float into spoog's hand*

there you go.

thankyou i feel much better

*detonates bombs*

even better

*stomach rumbles*

oh dear

*burp*

*collapses*

*giggles*

*flickers in and out of vision and objects around the room start to shake. obviously Galigan's powers are being affected by the amount of pain he's in*

now this is entertainment

*sits down to watch this spectacle but the chair is shaking so she falls off*

ouch!!!!

*now lying on the floor casts a spell on galigan so he becomes a pink puffball*

-the room stops shaking-

*starts to eat chocolate*

yum

*is a pink puffball but, thankfully, the pain is gone.*

*offers puffball *

never a bad time to have dont you think!!

*nuzzles at spoog's ankle and makes purring noises*

(this translates to:

Right, you're for it now. i'm gunna really hurt you! take that! and that! ...ooo cake )

*wobbles over to and nibbles on it*

ahh what a sweet creature i have created!!

*picks up puffball and puts it on her shoulder whilst feeding if pink jelly*

*munches on pink jelly wondering what he was so cross about, and then wondering what cross means, and then wondering about the words he is thinking before becoming completely contented with munching on the pink jelly and not thinking at all*

*decides pink puffball is thinking too much for a pink puffball so.. with a zap turns him into a bottled brain*

there we are thinker- eat this..

*feeds the brain qriggling maggots*

wow would you look at the time

*checks her invisible watch*

must fly- people to bless and teeth to collect- speak later

*and with a rather unceremonious 'pop' vanishes from the room- leaving a rather suspicious looking mongoose behind*

*thinks*AAAAAARGH!! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!? WHY AM I IN THIS BOTTLE? WHY IS THE WATER SO COLD? AND WHY ARE THERE MAGGOTS EAIING ME? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!*/*

*a few bubbles appear*

Oh cool, a mongoose!

*pokes at the mongoose and decides to mess with it's mind using tricks of light*