h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*flies in through open window*

ok, who let the cakes escape? i worked for hours on them!



oh well suppose i could always make more

*takes out a packet of maggots and starts transforming them into pink angel cakes*

ahh this is thereputic!!

nice hobby you have there.

anyway, happy late afternoon to you all.

Is every one happy eating cakes which used to be maggots. isnt that like eating maggots. wich is just perverse as maggots will happily eat rotting human flesh.

That's why we let the last lot escape - we don't know WHAT they were made of.

Could have been a cruise ship, a seven-legged spider, or Frood!

JT

so Frood was one of those fairy cakes? i thought they looked rather organised.

hear have some I baked it myself the old fasiond way. with no maggots

thanks. *takes *

*takes a cup of coffee*

haven't seen you around here much. how've you been?

*sips *

*flies in graciously and lands with a thud on the table*

I am sorry to hear that nobody trusts my cakes they are very yummy indeed.

this table is very bare...

*produces a vase and some flowers from her wand and starts to arrange the flowers in the vase*
this should help!

i wonder when i will be allowed to sit on the comfy chairs again?

*sits down on the floor, graps and starts to meditate*

*Attempts to fly in graciously but gets his cape caught in something and lands arse over elbow*

Oh crap!

*Clutches his nose*

Dont worry people its just a super nose bleed.

*Tilts his back until it stops*

*Strikes an Heroic Pose*

I'll have my Super Strong!

Ive been good but currently net time seems hard to get I ourght to be ok for the next 3 weeks though as Im staying with people who have broadband. At home i use a 56K pay as you go set up. alll evil step fathers falt.

So i hope to be much more involved for the short term. and to get bb in the long.

Spoog, you can sit in the comfy chairs now.

$£%(^%$& (or something), don't bleed on the carpet! i've done enough cleaning around here already.

archSlade, good for you. plus broadband rocks!

I no stop mocking me

ahh thanks you dont know how happy that makes me!!

it makes me this happy....

that's a lot of happy. and quite a bit of hippie too.

i wasn't mocking you archSlade, i was just saying it rocks. think of it as encouragement towards your goal of a broadband connection.

oh hello there

how are you doing? thanks for letting me on the chairs again!!!

*hands him angel cake*

dont worry this was made from a rose so it isnt oo bad!!

*sniffs tentatively.*

thanks spoog. i'm good although a little bit sore from all the gruelling hero work i've been doing. sorry i can't chat, stuff to do, beds to be slept in etc. must be off now. cheerio!

bye then

*stiffles a tear*

i will miss you!!


*sits down on a comfy chair- alone once again!!*

*stares around the room and then begins to decorate!*

Stop decorting your making me dizy