h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thats not nice i am making it better!!!

*carries on hanging up fairy lights and replacing the boring curtains with pink drapes with red on them*

you have to admit this is better than what it used to be!!

not sure about the but it is better

i am happy to hear somebody appreciates my hard work

here have a cake

*hands over angel cake*

This one made from rose petal right

i cant actually remember
*scratches head in a thoughtful manner*

it is either rose petal or bats brain- but they taste the same!

*smiles sweetly*

alright

*eats cake*

as long as it isnt maggot.

I must be off by

alone again!!!

*carries on decorating- this time laying down pink fluffy rugs and changing all the comfy chairs into different shades of pink*

ahh this is the life!!

*comes in and sits on newly shaded chair with a *

Hello every body

at least the chairs are still comfy

*walks in*

*looks around slowly*

*faints*

*walks in and looks around*

i like pink, but this is overkill

*looks down*

oh goodness

someone help me put galigan in a chair.

*lifts galigans sholders*

ill help

*grabs feet*

Hmm...Something looks a little different, now if you don't mind, i'm going to the doctor to get my vision checked, i shouldn't be seeing only red with pink spots.

*Wakes up from the chair where he dosed off*

*quickly shuts his eyes again*

*raises his hand*

I think I'm allergic to pink...

oh shut up you guys it is nice!!!

fine what colour would you like it?? your name is pink! you of all people

*shakes head*

*revives and utters a strangled gasp*

...my tearoom...too much pink...noooo...

*with an enormous effort he wrenches some of the pink curtains and fairy lights from the walls with his telekinesis*

i need some

You want me to fix the tearoom?

would you? please?