h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Only at Christmas time, and definitly not on the shoulders of lads. They should use Head ans Shoulders for Gods sake!

Not that you would need to, obv. You have learnt that lesson!

Of course not, I have lovely hair, strong hands and a sexy smile. At least that's what I was told last night. Poor girl, obviously blind drunk, or just blind at least.

ah well, her loss, what with the not seeing you. after all my camera-in-the-bushes-ness i know exactly what you look like... kinda. it was a little dark anyway. chin up! we fancy you!

There's a link to a pic of me on my page

Maybe I should take it off, so I'll attract more stalkers hiding in the bushes outside. There's nothing that makes me feel so good as to glance outside and notice the brief sparkling of a telescope lense pointed towards my bedroom

And doesn't it make you feel just so much better when the cameras have really big, long, expensive looking lenses. Well, I know they turn MY head!

Nice picture btw. Very swarve!

Like Blink182 much do you?

Why thank-you, Ms Yangle, I'm sure you're quite a fox yourself

And yeah, I'm quite the Blink fan. Still not happy that they cancelled the UK tour tho'

Awww...thanks. I feel all flatered and special.

I know! It sucked! I was all set to go to that as well! Dammit. Nevermind, maybe next time!

Next time? Doubt it'll ever happen - I think they're scared of flying

I think it was all cancelled cos one of them had hurt his back? Why couldn't they sing from wheelchairs?

Yup, that would give the whole thing a very rock n roll vibe then huh? Or maybe not. More of an aging rocker vibe.

Aging rocker? Ew... visions of The Rolling Stones... or worse, Gary Barlow! (sorry Gaz, you know we love you)

Suave, foxy laydee my sister. Apparently. Don't see it m'self. Apparently we're quite alike though. Ish. Same dark hair and eyes and height...

*enter yangle. pain ensues*
YES! YES! SORRY! YOU ARE FOXY!
*smack! walop! owwww!*

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Ok.
Yes, I am I'll have you know. And you're not a bit like me Kathryn, so don't be trying to steal all my sex goddess glory. Especially after next Saturday when my sex/rock goddess status will put me above you all! AHAHAHAHA!

Appart from you "Freddy", obviously. We've been under you for quite some time now...

Cool - so now I've got two foxy chicks, sex-goddesses no less, *under* me? Wow! If only my guidance counsellor could see me now! Oh, wait - he can! That's him in the bushes over there! eek!

Two? I don't see anyone else around here with sex goddess status (appart from your good self obv. And even then its not quite goddess.) Now Kathryn, she tries, but hasn't quite reached there yet. She just needs to join a band! Everyone come to my gig!

Band? When's your gig then? And where? And when are you going to play somewhere down in my bit of the world?
I'm sure Ms Frog will attain Sex Goddess status soon - perhaps she could be a groupie instead of joining a band?

Gig = tomorrow! Argh! In Runcorn, in Brookvale Community Center (if you know where that is then ur an even bigger genious then I already thought you were!), starting at 1.30pm. With three bands, but we're headlining. And it's for charity, so I feel like I'm all special etc etc. Good cause and all that.

I'll do a gig down your end of the world Adam my dear, when I'm rich and famous, and know where it is

Sex goddess? Honey, I was a sex godddess before you were born. You did nothing but attempt to steal my crown. And sadly I must (at least for Saturday) be left behind in groopie-land. It's not right. I can singist too! And you wouldn't get there at all if I wasn't there to drive you!! Aha, left that bring you down to earth before your ego over-inflates and you float off, Ms. Yangle.

BTW, thanks for the vote of confidence Freddy dearest. I think I put her in her place. Love thy sister but don't take any of her crap, sayeth the lord. Lord Farquard, at any rate. (Seen Shrek? V cool!)

Later days. x

You can not bask in my glory. Operation Blue Trowel will kick of your ass for many years to come. (or at least until our creative difference get us to kill each other )

Operation Blue Trowel? Wtf?

I remember when my ickle bro used to be in a band.... I used to be the one driving him around, too. In fact, I've just got back from an incredibly nasty day at the fair, followed by giving my bro a lift home.

Oh, and my area is Maidenhead. If you've ever even heard of it, then you're even more of a genius than *i* thought

That there wtf was exactly my reaction when my lovely band members told me they had changed the band name. We used to be called "Three Cheek Weasel", so I dunno which is worse! It was crap anyway! I forgot the words to a song, and sang the wrong words to another! I was very proud of my self, Im so professional!

btw, what were you doin on't computor at 1 in the morning? Go you!