h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never once fallen into the ginger trap, Yangle. Wouldn't mind doing so, but I myself have special powers, which repel ladies, be they blonde, brunette or red. Think it works on metal heads with blue/pink/purple hair, too

Shame you're being stalked - at least you can spot a ginger prowler at night easier than a brunette, though.

What about if they're brunette with ginger streaks/highlights. Well, I don't supposeI have to spot myself at any great distance...

you only have one fringe-streak! and since you cant see yourself from a distance...

*oh no, i've gone crosseyed*

hey, just admit your obsession!

Grrr... anyway there's nothing remotly "hee hee" about it Miss!

I twould be cool if you could see yourself coming wouldn't it!

Have you not tried putting mirrors on the bedroom ceiling?

That's so not what I meant and you know it...

Well, with a deviant mind such as yours (corrupted and corroded by ginger exposure, no doubt), it wasn't *that* far beyond the limits of possibility

Damn. You sussed me out. It took a while, but you finally did it.

Sussed! I knew it!

you have to get up pretty darn early in the morning to outsmart Freddy.... uh, what was my last name again?

Anyway - and now to find out who you *really* are!

Take off the mask, inspector!

"I woud have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky kids!"

Actually, the meddling kids were the least of your worries - the CIA have been tracking you for nearly a year now.

Oh! Is that who those guys in the bushes were! That explains the cameras! I thought I was just very popular...

Well, there's that too. I think the stalkers and the CIA take it in turns to provide the coffee and binoculars for the evening.

You can always tell when it's the CIA though. They bring doughnuts.

Went to see Reel Big Fish and Sum41 yesterday! It rocked! I got kicked in the head twice (have nicly swollen eyebrow), elbowed in the nose and fell over three times! Soooo cool!

Aaah, the mosh pit - the one place where the CIA are scared to follow you. Good thinking, agent Yangle!

Hadn't heard anyone mention Reel Big Fish since the days of Baseketball. You ever seen that film?

that's like a matt stone and trey parker one isn't it? with that jenny bird? noope, not seen it. it's been in blockbuster for a while though, so might rent it in the hols.

and i thought i made it clear that it was *me* in the bushes with my camera? well, nice to meet you, i'm agent frog of the fbi. or rspb. or something.

also yangle, eyebrow bruise? you never tell me anything? was it fab? i got the 'f- yeah!' text when you got home so i assume good things. so, did you pull? was he ginger? or spikey? cos spikey is goooooood. (except when its spikey from too much gel that hasn't been washed out in months and has turned into dandruff - i once knew a guy like that. lovely lad, but i'll leave you to guess who. and his hair was black, in case you wondered.)

yeah yeah, it was the Matt Stone, Trey Parker film, and not a bad film, either. There was some relevance to this conversation, but I can't recall what.

And as spikey-hair type person myself, I have to say: use gel, not mousse. Never use mousse cos it will go all flakey within 3 hours. I learned that lesson the hard way at school. not good.

Mmmmm...nice. And as we all know children can be cruel!

Yup, spikey hair is good, but not flakey spikey hair!

Well, not unless you like snow