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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Jan 7, 2002
Awww - you broke up with your bf just to make me feel better? That's so sweet of you!
How did he pull you in the first place? - did he use bear traps?
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jan 12, 2002
Unfortunatly no.
He used that lesser known trick...
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Jan 13, 2002
Aaah - Alcohol. How would we ever get along without it?
I think the human race would be in danger of dying out without alcohol to encourage the fairer sex to, ahem, y'know
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Jan 16, 2002
Well, I think you've just proved my point!
I'll tell you when you're twenty-one! 
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jan 18, 2002
So you'll tell her in October then. Good good.
Why? Do we the fairer sex always need to be taken advantage of when we can not tell what we are doing? We can sometimes take advantage of you lot too you know....
(Men are sooooo easy!)
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Jan 19, 2002
October? Maybe I'll defer that till you're 25 then.
Men like to make out they're "sooooo easy" as you put it, but really we're just playing along, biding our time
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jan 21, 2002
Waiting til we least expect it?
Hmmmm...very clever tact that. Must try it, as opposed to wearing very skimpy tops and hoping for the best.
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Jan 21, 2002
Skimpy tops work, too!
See, women have it easy. All you need to do is put on a low-cut top and a short skirt, then sit back and take your pick. Us blokes don't have it so easy, we need to be tall dark handsome and rich in order to make the grade. Either that, or we're back into the realm of bear traps, chloroform or even hypnotism.
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jan 22, 2002
Oh. I don't know! I think you'd look good in a short little skirt!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Jan 23, 2002
You would, wouldn't you?
(Perv)
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jan 25, 2002
*pulls the "big-innocent-eyes" face*
moi?
Oh, alright then, you caught me out. tee hee!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Jan 27, 2002
Well you didn't take much persuading to admit it!
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jan 28, 2002
I feel I can open up to you.
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jan 28, 2002
N/B I sooooo didn't mean it like that, cos I know thats what you were thinking!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Jan 28, 2002
Moi? Have impure thoughts like that?
I seem to recall it being *you* who's the perv - at least, in this conversation, anyway. 
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jan 28, 2002
Aha! So in a round about sort of way, you admit it!!
Ahahahahaha...victory is mine! You'll be in that skirt before the day is done!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Jan 28, 2002
Okay, we'll compromise - I'll wear the skirt but if you come one step close with that lingerie, I'm outta here.
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