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I think thats fair, although I still believe frilly little knickers would have suited you!

Nah, tried 'em once, never again. I know how dangerous those things can be....

Hi, and may I say I am disgusted with the pair of you, visual imaging and all.

Incidently, I think a skirt would totally suit you too - c'mon, it's not like we haven't seen the bathing suit pictures...

Oh, so you're the one that was hiding in the bushes with the camera?

Anyway, I was only doing it for charity. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Yes dear. You do that. And we'll totally be convinced...

anyway, this is getting FAR TOO SILLY!




Although you did look good it that bikini!

Silly you say? You weren't complaining when you asked me to model all that agent provocateur stuff!

You do realise that all that was just for my private collection, right?

Oh, so I won't be getting any publishing royalties?

No, sorry. I will however pay you to do it again.

How old are you anyway? I figure as your now 21 like my sister. More my age really...

Erm... I thought we established I'm not 21 till October. But I'm still old enough to hide in the bushes. Yes, I admit, it was me. But if you ever tell anyone, I'll deny everything and inform everyone about your black silk ensemble...

I'm 22 (can't wait to be 23 tho')

And how old are you? I just had a really bad thought: what if I'm discussing lingerie with a 9 year old? People get hanged for that sort of thing these days.

She's 17, if that helps. We're all far too old for this kind of nonsense... but it doesn't stop it being *super fun*. (Wow, that sounded really sarcastic, but I was actually going for a bit of Buffy-quotage).

So, leopard print thong?

If I was nine, I wouldn't know what a man would look like in frilly panties would I? Unless I had started down that path very early in life. Hmmm...

Here, have some Belgian chocolate:

Grrr...Valentines Day soon. My bear traps lie in wait...

"Super fun"? Not sure about Buffy, but it sounds like something Big Gay Al off South Park would say

Valentines Day today and I can't wait for it to be over so that the whole world can go back to being bitter and twisted like me.

No, 'super fun' was definately a Buffy (as said by Celine Dion-loving Kathy in Season 4)... cos Big Gay Al was all:

I'M SUPERRRRR THANKS FOR ASKINGGGGG!



Sorry, was I the only one who liked Valentine's Day then? Free flowers and card? Gimme!

Valentine's Day.... grrr.

It's probably better when you have a significant other. I didn't get any cards , only a rather large electric bill.

I got an I.O.U, but I don't think it really counts (especially when it was off someone ginger.)

Righty ho.

I've now stopped gallivanting about in foreign places, so I'll sit still for a bit....

....nope, didn't work.

Hmmmm - what's worse - a promised valentine's card from a ginger or no cards at all.....

Come to think of it, I was promised a card from a girl I used to go to school with when I was 15. She never gave me the card and the next day at school....guess what colour she'd dyed her hair!?!?

RED!!

It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

Thay should all be stopped, before the dash all our hopes into splinters!

No, wait. One of my best friends in ginger. Damn. That back fired a bit the didn't it?