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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Oct 12, 2001
Just the one?
I can manage three if I allow 90 minutes recovery time in between each. These days I just tend to stick to an absinthe, poteen and kerosene cocktail, with maybe a cordial dash of H2SO4 for flavour. It's great and I highly recommend it. Just don't light a cigarette anywhere near one as fatalities have been widely reported.
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Oct 13, 2001
I'll have to try that one at some point!
Only whilst wearing flame resistant underwear, obviously!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Oct 17, 2001
Let me know how you get on. Alot of people make the mistake of using lemonade instead of kerosene which quite frankly tastes horrible and coincidently is the recipe for most alcopop drinks.
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Oct 20, 2001
Kerosene...sounds like what I had on Friday night! I did get a boyfriend out of it though! Fnar! Fnar!
Alcopops! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Oct 23, 2001
Hmmmm - a boyfriend? Got myself a girlfriend with a similar drink a few months ago. Had to add chloroform to the ingredients though.
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Oct 25, 2001
Well, that is usually the best way to do it!!!
Or, alternatively, to get them whilst their sleeping!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Oct 25, 2001
I find the snoring puts me off. Bear-traps are much more pleasant when properly used.
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Oct 25, 2001
Well, I unfortunatly am not yet familiar with the correct way to use a bear-trap, but I'm sure I will learn with time.
I do agree about the snoring thing though!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Oct 26, 2001
A bear trap couldn't be simpler. Just open the big metal jaws, then leave it for a while - go back to it later and see what's been caught in it. Brilliantly simple and simply brilliant!
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Oct 27, 2001
Ah! That simple?
and I thought I had to know the complexities of astrophysics to master it! Now that I know differently, I'll get right on it!!!
(Oh, no. Wait. My bf wouldn't be too happy about that would he? nevermind. maybe some other time!)
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Oct 29, 2001
Oh well, you could always capture one for "back-up" purposes. That way if something goes wrong with BF number 1, you just switch to BF number 2, who you've previously captured and stored in a cage in the loft. Best not keep them like that for more than a month, though. Sentencing is much more harsh if it's over a month.
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Oct 29, 2001
Well, thank you for the advice, I can see your an expert at this sort of thing! 
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Oct 31, 2001
Heh heh, yeah!
I should write a book, really. "1,001 ways to trap your lover". Actually, I think I will. Look out for it in all good bookstores soon!
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Oct 31, 2001
Fantastic! 
Can I be in the "dedications" or the "credits" or the "I'd just like to thank"s? I was your muse after all! Oh, I do love to inspire! tee hee.
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Nov 7, 2001
Oh yes of course. In fact, I think I'll dedicate the chapter named "corrupting innocents from online communities" to you 
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Nov 10, 2001
You? Innocent?
Don't make he laugh! I believe it is you who has corrupted me!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Nov 13, 2001
Me? Corrupt you? You have damaged my fragile little (innocent) mind!
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Nov 14, 2001
Yes dear, whatever you say!
I'm sorry, but your case has been made and I'm afraid I still don't believe you!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Nov 15, 2001
I *am* innocent! I paid a jury to say so, too!
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Nov 18, 2001
And that makes it all okay then does it?
Well, you do do a good Cartman impression, with your frigile little mind and all that, so I'll let you off with a warning this time.
See that it doesn't happen again!
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