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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Nov 19, 2001
There should be a cartman smiley on here!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Nov 27, 2001
And there should be a "they killed kenny" smiley, too. And a "chainsaw" smiley. Oh, and a "PMT RAGE!!!" smiley (to serve as a warning about the nature of a post).
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Dec 10, 2001
Not that I, as a wonderful example of the opposite sex, would ever send you that kind of mail! Obviously.
*warning...PMT imminant*
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Dec 13, 2001
Yeah, um, whatever you say. You're the boss (with PMT).
[Maintains eye-contact and backs away very slooowly]
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Dec 20, 2001
They say that backing away from dangerous animals is the bast course of action, unless of course you trip over!
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Dec 20, 2001
Not that I'm a dangerous animal, obviously.
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Dec 20, 2001
Well, obviously.
And yes, they say that backing away slowly is the best course of action, but they're wrong. Stun guns are much more effective. Or bear traps, naturally.
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jigglyfrog Posted Dec 25, 2001
You're a weird lot but I like you. 
So, 
is it? I've had them quite a few times recently, each a very enjoyable experience. But have you ever tried the ing of ? I highly recommend it, especially on a sunny day.
Merry Christmas to all
love Kat xx 
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jigglyfrog Posted Dec 25, 2001
PS You really should be smiling and backing away... a Yangle with PMT is not a pretty site, is it m'dear?
Excuse me, I've been online too long! 
Pub anyone?
Have seasonal festiveness
love Kat xxx 
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Dec 26, 2001
Oi! Stop butting in on my conversations!
You're an ass, but I like you cos you buy me pressies!
Anyway, yes. Not a pretty site (dodgy grammer my dear.)
Anyway, yes, bear traps. Are we getting into that again are we? Despite the fact that your tips on the same subject were somewhat useful for catching festive jigglyfrogs.
Hope you had a good Christmas Bob, (did we descide that was your name? I can't actually remember...) and that you have a good New Year. Alcohol free of course. 
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jigglyfrog Posted Dec 26, 2001
Festive jigglyfrogs? Is that like "festive jigglyfrogs 
"?
How cool! Really weird mood, and there's no frog smiley. Grrr.
love Kat xx
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Dec 27, 2001
HELP!! IT'S A TRAP!!!! THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and all that. Mine won't be alcohol free anymore because today is the day I finish my course of antibiotics 
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Dec 27, 2001
Yes, but only one of us has PMT. And it's not me! 
Anyway, if you do happen to set bear traps for me, you'll never catch me! !!!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Dec 29, 2001
I'm shocked! As if I would set a bear trap for you!!! How could you think such a thing of me?????!?!
Could you take two steps to your left, please?
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jan 1, 2002
I wouldn't put it past you! I think I'll go right just to spite you!
Anyway, Happy New Year! Hope you had a good one, especially now you're off your course of antibiotics! I know I did! Hope you didn't end up passed out on the kitchen floor, there to be abused by the dog, as one of my mates did! Tres amusant!
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Freddy, Keeper Of The Word "fnar!". Back from the Underworld. Posted Jan 2, 2002
New Year was one of the worst I've experienced, even worse than last year's trek around Southampton. This year I got dumped and saw in the new year with teary eyes 
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jigglyfrog Posted Jan 5, 2002
Passed out on the kitchen floor? There to be abused by the dog? Oh my dear Lord. I knew you were a dirty stop-out Ms. Yangle, but this is ridiculous.
My condolances Mr. Fnar. That's crappy. Did you drown your sorrows? Have a drink on me, yeah? I left it at the bar... (boy, this sounds familiar)
Happy New Year and much festiveness
K xx
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jan 6, 2002
Awwwwwwwwww....I'm so sorry.
Don't worry, you know I still love you (despite all the traps you keep setting for me!)
I broke up with my bf yesterday too, so we're all young free and single again. :p
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jigglyfrog Posted Jan 7, 2002
... she bought a new top to celebrate ...
hmm is all i can say. 
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