h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perfect for you or young Elbow?

Is he still alive, btw?

for young yangle, not me. and as far as i know, yes. my mate's sister was supposed to go see him in chester last year!

hmm... well, i would have suggested chesney, but he's actually quite cool. erm... who else is old and facially challenged?

You! hahahahahahahaha....

just got back from one of those "dirty-stop-out expeditions" that I like to go on. It was fairly pants, cos there was no one appart from us nearly in the club, so there were no pulling opertunities. dammit.

yeah, but did you not go to 'the spew'? exactly.

my night was also (as per usual) pull-less. i object. even irene got to dance rather rudely with nick - i was so jealous, cos he's so fine and doesn't think laydees like him - so not true!

*AHEM*

Oh god, not again!

U coming to my gig thingy babes? (yes I have a gig, despite having no band after that whole blown up arguement, which was, from my point of view highly entertaining. tis on the 28th June I think, and me and keiry are doing an accoustic thing because mike and gra refused to play the gig out of spite, lovely bunch. I miss the Trowel. )

yes. you could be the fork instead... gawd, i crack myself up.

*raises eyebrow*

*raises eyebrow* *wiggles both eyebrows* *uses inappropriate language, in the style of joey*

hey, how YOU doin?

Currently. Im doing great, thanks for asking. Im not at all amused though.

get a sense of humour sibling dearest. *raises eyebrow, pokes out tongue, and seeks out freddy for backup and "comfort"*

odd mood. going home today!

Me? for comfort?

Bad idea.

I end up sounding like a serial killer when I'm trying to be comforting.

Oh wait, I *AM* a serial killer - oh yeh

Oh, damn. You always forget that part. Im sure you'd be very good at "comforting" though!

For some strange reason, people often fail to be comforted by abduction. Odd.

righto. unless u abducted them to a better place, I doubt theyd thank u for that. hohum. nevermind, Im sure you're good for other things.

Yes - bear-traps. I rock at setting bear-traps!

Awww! Bear traps! (*wipes tear from corner of eye*) the memories...

There should be a bear trap setting smilie!

That and a Cartman smiley. And a hooker smiley. And a nuke smiley.

and a naked dancing smiley:

And a ginger smiley. So that gingers can warn people that they're carrot-tops in h2g2 postings.

ah, memories of carrot top, big red and ginger, before they were so ruthlessly exterminated... i miss the articles...