h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmmm...dunno what theyre like yet.

At leeds I have to share a tent with two gorgeous girls and a random gay lad I don't know. However will I cope?

Freddy: do 23yr olds generally come on to 17 yr olds in pubs, or was that just a one off thing? u our expert after all.

hey, 17... 23... whats the diff? if your looking fine then its all good.

hey hey i'm frodo! well, i was at the 'come as a film character' social i was just at... and now i'm slightly high/hyper/inebriated and i need toast, its all good! time for bed, love you all (and you know i sound *so* much worse than i am!)

k xx

Heh heh - funny you should ask - I was in the pub a week ago or so, and this girl was coming on to me and I thought I was well in there. She told me she was 19, so imagine my surprise upon discovering she was 15. I left the pub all by myself that night.

ok, so maybe 23 and 15 is a bit... sick. and illegal! but otherwise i'm not adverse to age differences, so long as its not something weird like 20 and 93... you aren't 93 are you fred?

Got a few years to go before I get to 93

good, cos you know that would be just wrong.

in which case... hey, how you doin?

Stop that he's mine!

An dhe may well have been that 23 yr old I met in the pub the other day...I didn't actually see his face...

Oh, I am naughty.

yes, naughty and a dirty stop out. like me! so cool.

Huh huh. Keep tellin urself that dear.

hey, you were the one who called me that. 'so proud' you said. arg.

Oh, yeah! Cos you were all grown up and stuff! Ok, awwwwwww...bless!

thank you! (even though i'm blatantly older and wiser and more fabulous... well kinda... than you)

Enough! I'm the older, wiser, more attractive one around here! And don't you forget it!

Enough! I'm the older, wiser, more attractive one around here! And don't you forget it!

ok, freddy wins. and you lose sister, cos i am the oldest and therefore i rock.

"just because i rock doesn't mean i'm made out of stone" - me, myself & irene

Erm...ok. Freedy, why did you need to write that twice? Were you just using repetition to emphasise your point, as Blake does in his poem London? (can u tell Ive been revising? bring it on examiner dudes!)

was blake the tiger/lamb dude? cant remember that far back... sux, we have to do keats again next year, like it wasnt enough trauma at a-level.

we had a power cut this morning. i would have missed it except my stereo and pooter were on all night and suddenly they weren't. hmm.

Yeah thats the fella.

My no1 Gingers in hospital, cos Freddy was mean and tampered with a glue sprayer, which then sprayed glue in the silly mooses eye. (Actually I think it was just dave bein daft in an artistic way, as dave often is.)

Well, had pure this morning. It was no fun at all.

maths is stoopid. i officially told you so.

wow, just saw episode 2 - amazing.

Episode 2? I'm working with a bloke who's been to see it 3 times already. Fool.