h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah, biatch. where are your priorities?

There aren't any gingers in my posse though. The other three posses have at least one ginger member each, but mine is the only one with out any! See? I have priorities!

ah, but isn't that in your 'going to leeds' posse? cos i KNOW your school one has at least two...

Hey! I got an idea - instead of KILLING all the gingers - why don't we merely insist they dye their hair to another colour. Something less ridiculous like, green or purple maybe?

Yup, like my mate Adam who is now "Burgundy" instead of ginger. and it actually looks quite good

Hmmm - I still think purple or green would be better. Or maybe blue. Blue's nice.

blue was good on billy joe armstrong (green day are my idols, but so far i am un-dyed. or un-blue or green dyed anyway. my hair is currently 'plum' ish.) but sadly most blokes just lack the right... finesse to carry it off. so, burgundy to go with the skirt?

just to be random, i was at the union tonight, i wore the red lace-up ho top, i dirty-danced like a mad fool (or something) and eyed up the men, and yet no one loves me. why? i don't understand. i had the confidence! and yet... well it doesn't help that i'm being hung up on my ex... who i know DOES still love me cos he told me on saturday and now i'm all confused and want him back... arg!

this is madness.

In situations like that - you need to kill your ex. It's the only way. They are all against me. They all must die.

right, killing the exes, hadn't thought of that.
(you're far too preoccupied with death of bizarre races btw, you should see someone about that.) but i don't think so. he's not evil... unlike one of my exes, who was more evil that i thought, but he was 16 and a doofus (and i was madly obsessed). eliza knows about that... but then she had to live with me.

Oh, like there's something wrong with a little kill-crazy obsession??

yeah, well. i keep the evidence more... away and hiden, thats all. be subtle my friend. mwahaha!

You would love a tshirt I have. It says :
"Im smiling cos they haven't found the bodies yet!"
tis fab. You could borrow it....do you look good in womens clothing? (not that we want to revert to previous conversations!)

K: don't do it. Remember why you broke up with him in the first place yeah? plus, ur at uni! major pulling opertunity!
Bought Flickerstick and Jimmy Eat World albums today, therefore am happy! Woo! (If you've heard of them you're a better man then I-true anyway. Kathryn, theyre just as good on album as live!)

ok, well he doesnt want me anymore... or something... anyway. so sod it. and i have far too many pulling opportunities before the end of this year anyway. go me! me and simon are rebounding next week, heehee! not together though, cos in no way would that cause s**t to fly! (god, e - did i tell you him and helen broke up? all v scary. and fred - si is one of my best mates at uni, for reference)

right, so did anyone actually give a favorable (or wotherwise) opinion on the velvet dress thing?

by wotherwise i is meaning OTHERWISE, but you knew that right?

pppppppps flickerstick are cool. i wanna da album! so should have taken that extra tenner and got it on the gig night, grr.

That was an excess of posting there K. Yes, good, be a dirty-stop-out like ur doin it for England! This is how it should be!

P.S. Yay purple dress thing.

P.P.S First practise of aforementioned band in this household tomorrow. So far my parents have avoided the ear splitting noise, but no longer! ahahahahaha...

ooo ooo! and we've had badges and tshirts made! anyone want anything?

a t-shirt for my birthday if you guys are still together and you're paying please.... plus i still cant think what to have put on the back. a badge please, would be nice!

hey, dirty stop-out... i like that. :D

You can't choose what to have put on them anymore. They come pre made. And they only cost a fiver now, instead of £15.50. Wayhey, we're like back street merch people! woo!

Badges are so cool! they won't be ready til the 1st June though, so maybe you can get one for the gig on the 28th! we've got loads of gigs this summer! tis the "summer of free love and obt!"

yes, get me one of everything. i'll be supporto gal, k? can i have your autograph?

... thats a t-shirt in size 'large enough to fit round my heaving bossom', ok? (heaving? i dont know! bloody hell.)