h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now - let's just get one thing straight - you are all old enough to wear a bra, right?

yes thank you frederick. me? i'm 20. but i think if there were photos involved, as there are bound to be with the dirty old men hiding in the bushes thing, it would be illegal for the other 2 laydees to be involved, being, as they are, 17.

the club i work in is REALLY expensive. except on a friday night when drinks are half price... that's £1.50 a bottle and £1.40 a pint. plus i get paid £5/hr, which for a holiday job is very nice. my other job is £4.35/hr and i spent 5 hours today chopping the ends off cabbage .

Nice.
Looks like I'm about to find out about Northerners, as I'm off to a little place called Chester-Le-Street, Durham (next to Newcastle-Upon-Tyne) for a couple of days next week.
Way aye I'm practising me geordie speak. Howay lads!

Sounds good. You can sample the delights of the local girls whilst you're there and find out what exactly *is* the difference!

If you didnt know we wereall old enough to where bras, where have you been for the past 380 odd posts?

it has to be said hun, we checked this whole age thing out when you were talking about cameras in bushes and picking up girls...

Just making double sure.

Oh, and for the record - The friendliness of Northerners is grossly exaggerated. Women aren't bad looking though. Pity I don't speak Geordie.

Neither do I. Im Northern and a clear speaker I'll have you know. Anyways, your more likey to be attacked by scousers round where we are. Geordies huh? I dont really know about them. But I take it from that that your trip was not as enjoyable as you would have hoped?

Actually, I really enjoyed the drive up there. Zooming up the A1 way too fast. Wedding thing was pretty good, especially when the groom's sister decided to let everyone know she's a lesbian.

Fantastic. I like her already.

Much alcopops consumed?

No, even the Geordies have more class than that

Geordies don't have class. They have beards.

yes, beards. it seems the "beard epidemic" has spread outside of newcastle. it must be stopped.

Well, the only proper goerdie Ive ever met had a beard!

I wish your body was not so warm to me, just so you know

American Head Charge Rock!

Don't think I saw any Geordies with beards at the week-end. Except, the women, of course.

Yup-thats the one I met!

You only met her. She tried to seduce me!

was she a relative?

A relative of what? a monkey?!

Ok, you drew the short straw with that one I think mate...

No, she said she was from Liverpool originally.

I still don't understand the "Was she a relative?" comment. Someone please explain.

She was a scouse geordie?