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because it was a wedding. and she tried to seduce him. and she had a beard. and she was a scouse geordie. and i was amused.

Maybe she was born in Liverpool, then moved away to Newcastle when she was still young. She didn't try to nick my wallet, so I guess she couldn't have lived in Liverpool too long.

Ahhh, all becomes as clear as mud! Good work people.

During a concert I did this morning, this little girl on the front row had her hands down her knickers for the whole of the first half! well, it kept me entertained!

Y'know - they have special places for people who like watching that sort of stuff. It's called prison.

you people suck

Oh haylp! I'm being insulted by somebody with no name.
This'll take months of therapy to get over.

Awww...thanks!

Don't worry Freddy, Im sure we can take them!

And I didn't find it entertaining in *that* way!!

Glad to hear it, Elbow. btw: did you ever remember what the password was for the original Elbow Yangle?

'Fraid not. Thats a good point actually, Ive not checked that space for ages!

*tootles off to see if owt interesting has happened in the last year*

p.s. I saw Charlie Dimmock today. It wasnt overly exciting!

As I suspected. Nowt has happened their since early March. And then it was only by Kathryn.

Have we found out who the anonymous interlopper was yet?

Nah, but then; we don't care either.

Speaking of Jiggly - what's happened to her? She hasn't been here in a while. She didn't turn ginger and die of shame, did she?

Well, she does have sort of red hair at the moment, but I wouldn't say *ginger*. So no. Shes suddenly developed a social life I think. Oh well.

A social life, you say?
Definitely not ginger, then.

I know a sociable ginger girl. You're so off base there it's untrue.

Very true. And my blokes quite sociable. Though some would classify him "geek". Darn.

There's a difference between sociable - and desperatley seeking friends.

The above is Kathryn. The proper is me Becasue I have them. teehee. So, I'll talk to you again in two weeks time, having just got back from Spain yesterday, and going to Cornwall tomorrow. God, Im going to have a fantastic tan!! Behave yourself!

don't think i haven't been watching this thread with great interest. no actually, the thing was... i went to spain mit meine schwester... and yes, my hair is kinda odd-looking. it was 'plum' but then that started to grow out and i beach-blonded for the whole week i was viva espana and now my roots are kinda blonde and the rest is... redder. not ginger though.

the rest of the time? why, i've been fending off entirely non-ginger freaks who take everything i say the wrong way and confuse the hell out of me and then blame all the crap that ensues on yours truely, even though its CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE who have been spreading lies about me. arg!

*PAUSES FOR BREATH*

so, did my esteemed sibling tell you about the third... yes, i kid you not... THIRD ginger bloke?

by the way, what the hell was that random input from that random researcher? OI! get thee gone, this is a family show. or something.

ooh, it feels good to be home baby, yeah! love kathryn x

ps hey peaches, saw you running last night... looking good babes!

Ok Im back now. For good. Until Leeds anyways! Oh...Ive been seriously internet deprived!

OK, so the third ginger in history. Current one is a dark haired non-geek who is fab and lovely. So there.

Hi y'all btw: how have you all been doing?