h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*goes into the kitchen to make sure the food is coming along* Guido dear surely you can do something with the foie gras to make it look more tropical.. perhaps you can form it into a sort of liver palm tree...

*walks back onto the veranda for a well needed and some fresh Manhattan air* Oooh! Love the floating fruit thingies, Michele!

*greets one of the Chippendale dancers that she ordered for the party. Gives him his uniform and stations him on the pineapple gondola. Floats floral arrangements in the pool with candles in the center, puts up strings of small white twinkling lights in the palm trees and willows surrounding the pool*

Well the gondola ride is staffed Batty! And I think the pool is ready.

so I see...

Glad you thought of getting the Chippendales guys.. I was worried I'd have to put a few of the flonkeys in g-strings..

*notices that Batty hires a quite one sided staff figures he could always head out to Hooters on 56th street later to balence out his day*
hmm how's the water?


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Well Tac.. if you want to import your own feel free.. I'm sure the other gentlemen who attend will appreciate your efforts..

that's ok...your party your party favors


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you can always 'bring a few dates'...

what about figs?


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Or Newtons?

Ooh, Batty, those Chippendales are gorgeous.

Too bad they not dragons.



This is the life!

< one of the Chippendales>

Watch it Nancy! We don't want them too crispy around the edges before all of the guests arrive!

*points across the skyline to the 20000 foot pencil that's just been erected there*

Can we get kidney coconuts on the liver palm trees then?

What are you on about now PS? Liver spots? Kidney beans? Giant imaginary pencils? Purple toads with freckles?

Purple kidney-shaped toads with liver spots holding giant pencils???

:: skips backlog ::

I park your bacon? Are we still talking about food here?

I think your bacon's doubleparked

ooooh, clever inuendo

yes, i guess it's about time i went on a diet again

I think that if we went back to hunting and stalking our food, that none of us would have a problem with weight

(hides behind the fridge... quietly sneaks up on the cheesecake... sshhhh.... POUNCES! See! I must have burned at least 1 calorie chasing after that slice of cheesecake. Good thing it can't run... )

i'll trade you one for each slice of that

:: s to fetch a few barrels of ::

Deal! Raspberry sauce included for no charge!