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Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Batty_ACE Posted Jun 24, 2002
I must insist that person's name never be mentioned here... talk about your uppity b
y PIAs... but she will look lovely in stripes!!! 
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jun 24, 2002
Maybe she'll start a redecorating trend in prisons! 
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Batty_ACE Posted Jun 24, 2002
guard your doilies well, Michele.. 
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Jun 25, 2002
Sounds like a job for....
somebody else.
*says Martha Stewart over and over again just to be annoying*
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Jun 25, 2002
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Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Batty_ACE Posted Jun 25, 2002
*whacks the rodent on the back of his skwerly head with her 
to keep him quiet*
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Jun 25, 2002
oh that reminds me of a funny little story from last week...I have a few bartender friends who are working at the chart house near my house for the summer so I was hanging with one of them the other night...it's a lovely out door bar and everything...they have little tables and waitress..and the restrants right along the river...well anyways...one of the waitress was complaining about how she didn't get any of the good tables that night and asked what she could do to get first picks...now my friend of course said well you have to sleep with the right people...now the waitress replied that she wouldn't sleep with someone to get first picks but she would hit some people to get them out of the way..then without thinking she continued by saying ya I'd wack a couple of em off (meaning well kill them kinda) which she didn't at first relise what she said well that is until the whole group of people started 
ing then she promptly 
ed
it was quite amusing well I thought so anyway
()
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Batty_ACE Posted Jun 25, 2002
maybe her bleach job seeped through her pores and dry-cleaned her brain...
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jun 25, 2002
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Jun 25, 2002
now that you mention it....
()
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jun 25, 2002
Just teasing you dear 
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Batty_ACE Posted Jun 25, 2002
hey my IQ jumped up 50 points ehen I went red... 
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Jun 26, 2002
Which direction Batty?
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Batty_ACE Posted Jun 26, 2002
I think it took a lateral jump... 
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jun 26, 2002
Hmmm... hopped ship did it?
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Batty_ACE Posted Jun 26, 2002
so to speak...
Can I get you a gingerbread cafe con leche, Michele?
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Nancy the dragon Posted Jun 26, 2002
Batty, hon, I won't need to look for jobs
any more. I've just been hired as an opening
act for Percival Picklepucker.
Tacsatduck, that joke about wacking people off
would be great for Percy's act. Do you mind
if he uses it? Actually, it's better than most
of his material, so he might not want to use it.
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jun 26, 2002
Yes please! And a couple of those double chocolate macadamia biscotti's if you don't mind!
Non-alcoholic drinks...not in this penthouse!
Nancy the dragon Posted Jun 26, 2002
Even if they were baked by you-know-who?
They say M*****a S*****t bakes some wonderful
prison-style cookies. 
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- 1522: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jun 24, 2002)
- 1523: Batty_ACE (Jun 24, 2002)
- 1524: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1525: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1526: Batty_ACE (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1527: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1528: Batty_ACE (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1529: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1530: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1531: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1532: Batty_ACE (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1533: Batty_ACE (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1534: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Jun 26, 2002)
- 1535: Batty_ACE (Jun 26, 2002)
- 1536: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jun 26, 2002)
- 1537: Batty_ACE (Jun 26, 2002)
- 1538: Nancy the dragon (Jun 26, 2002)
- 1539: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jun 26, 2002)
- 1540: Nancy the dragon (Jun 26, 2002)
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