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Post 2881

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I love you a lot;
to pieces, even. I hold
your hand in mine. Whence the rest?

Next topic: Honey on toast


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Post 2882

The Groob

This I understand
That having both feet and hands
is called 'memberment'

Arachnophobia?


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Post 2883

The Groob

Honey on toast:

You might think it's nice
I feel sorry for the bees
Worked to death for nowt


Arachnophobia


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Post 2884

Hoovooloo


Over two years on
I don't like spiders, or films
Starring John Goodman

Reviving dead threads


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Post 2885

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Spiders I fear, yes.
Lurking near their fly-specked webs,
Drooling after flies.

Next topic: balmy January


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Post 2886

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Reviving dead threads

Rotted strands of cloth
Get snipped away by scissors,
Then sewn to new cloth

Next: Balmy January


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