h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tah-ute? Where is that? Merica-tay?

Addicting isn't this? I'm gonna call you later tonight. I have to leave work now. Wipe that pancake off your chin, dear.

gosh...
what a big grenade launcher you have...

*strips off to enter the hot shower*
*Lara slowly relaxes under the hot water coming from the showerhead, eventually, tired from her ordeal, she simply curls up on the floor of the shower and falls asleep, with the hot water drizzling over her*

*a few hours later*...

Lara feels she's in competition with one '42'.

*smothers 42 with a large poppadom*

*Kabuki Man swoops down at the last minute, grabs 42 from under Lara's pompadom, and flies off with 42 in his arms towards the safety of her space*

"Fear not 42, for I am a sort of superhero sometimes. I shall take you to the safety of your space where perhaps we can get to know each other a little better."

"And I'll teach you how to make........



























smileys and fish."

oh kabuki man, what can one lonely young maiden ever do to repay your heroicism? i am forever indebted.

together we can overcome lucinda and the fraulein! (icon representing one very satisfied customer)

42

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner, noticing this is one of the 5 busiest forums*

Harem? +confused+

"Hi Titania, yah it used to be a Harem but it's gone through several hysterical mutations you really should start from the beginning if you want a good chuckle." "42 darlin' open "Multiple Orgasms" in your space'":-P LOL! "And by the way there's a great Halloween Party at http://www.h2g2.com/F52920?thread=84645&post=677678 grab youselves some costumes and boogie on down!

hysterical? I'd not be so confident myself...
{though I'm chuffed we got on five busiest}

*prostrates herself in apology to 42*
have this poppadom as a token of my sincerity...

"Still haven't seen you at the pary dude's, with the exception of Titania of course."

Wow! We're in the top five? Now I know how the Beatles felt!

First things first:

1) 42, if you're a lovely young maiden, then I'm Kofi Annan.

B) What's a poppadom? Is is commonly used as a weapon?

and,
3) What's "chuffed"?

Sorry sultandude, I can't party right now. I have to try to look productive at work...

Now that the crowd has cleared out Luce, let's get back to business.

*the room has filled with a warm, fragrant mist from Lara's shower. She is peacefully asleep on the bathroom floor. The bodyguard steps into the room. The air is wonderfully scented with the smell of Lara's Herbal Essences Shampoo and Conditioner by Clariol (who is not sponsoring this forum, thank you). Since she had an "organic experience" she is relaxed. The bodyguard strips down slowly and steps under the warm stream of water to lather her body with Lara's buff puff and Herbal Essences Body Wash--rose petal, orange blossom, and Vitamin E--and stands directly over the sleeping form of our heroine...

A poppadom would be those large crispy things you get from indian takeaways... not exactly a lethal weapon...

chuffed=happy/pleased

{don't you like to be watched? }

Well, it depends on who's watching, and what it is that I'm doing...

There is no one at work that I really want to have watch me party on line. Or take a shower with you, as a matter of fact. Speaking of which, can't we get back to the action? Pretty please?

to the kabuki man, dont listen to the fraulein. she knows not of what she speaks.

well i am off on my road trip tomorrow and will be out of the harem for a few days,

lucinda, apology accepted, whatever a poppadom (spelling?) is

42

You again? I thought you had been swept away like a dust bunny back to your space. You do know that no one here other than I know you are embarking on a road trip...so that reference is meaningless.

What do you mean I "know not of what (I) speak"??????

More pancake and cocoa on you, dear. Begone. You have no power here.

Lara slowly rolls over in her sleep and her arms wrap naturally around the bodyguard's leg. After a brief pause, she haphazardly starts running the backs of her fingers up and down the leg, as if lost deep in thought.
Rebecca carries on washing her body, slowly moving the puffaround her neck and across her back, leaving a stream of lather, which slowly runs down her body, dripping off her nipples and landing on Lara's lightly snoring form.

*mutters vaguelly in her sleep* "If I do a running leap through that window, then roll to duck fire, then I can..." *mutters more incomprehensibly, before lapsing back into silence*

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*carries on being unconscious*

Well, silly, now we're both unconscious. Are we just going to wait this one out? Or do you want to play a game while our protagonists are currently existing on another plane?

Somebody has to do something!!! You'd better play doctor...

{I'm just wondering if anyone else is gonna come in - perhaps sultandude could play the captain, and go down in his ship? }

*the screen blanks out briefly, before being replaced by a picture of some closed curtains and the word 'intermission'*

*Lucinder idly puts down her popcorn and turns to grafenberg in the seat next to her*

Well, I guess we'll have to do something else while we wait then. By the way, I never did compliment you on that delightful nurse outfit you're wearing...

You like it? I wore it especially for you. I purchased the "Nurse Frisky" outfit at Sluts-R-Us. I think the white garters, stockings, and crotchless panties are a nice touch.

*crosses legs in such a manner that Lucinda gets a view of London, France, and the aforementioned underpants*

What if I were to sit in your lap? Do you think two could fit in that chair?

*leans into Luce and begins to nuzzle the sensitive neck area...*

*the intermission music continues on jauntily*