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Bon Voyage!
FG Posted Nov 3, 2000
For a split second I thought that was a reference to Little Red Riding Hood. Adieu, fair Count. Until we type again. 
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Martin Harper Posted Nov 4, 2000
How would you feel for some dinner? Personally, I can't stand air-food - I've got something hot and tasty to eat...
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FG Posted Nov 6, 2000
Is that a double entendre? Since I need more than warm human blood to sustain me, I'll take a filet mignon, medium well, roasted baby red potatoes in olive oil, thyme, garlic, rosemary, and sea salt, artichoke hearts with drawn butter, a light salad consisting of romaine lettuce, diced red onions, feta cheese, and a lemon vinagrette, and creme brulee for dessert. Oh, and chilled mineral spring water to drink, please. Thank you for taking my order.
Or did you have something else in mind?
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Martin Harper Posted Nov 7, 2000
A medium well? I don't think I have a medium well in the larder...
*starting to get peckish, the Count suddenly lunges at ms. graf, one clawed hand tearing through her Nurse Frisky outfit, and the other tangling in her hair*
mmm... hot and tasty...
*and with that, Luce plunges his mouth around the fraulein's neck, and begins to drink*
My, What Big Teeth You Have
FG Posted Nov 7, 2000
*The Fraulein swoons in the Count's arms as her lifeforce is being drained from her body. The Count's free hand has ripped her clothing off. He presses her nude body against him and continues to drink deeply.*
*The Fraulein's body is growing colder.*
*Slurping noises are heard.*
sigh, groan
My, What Big Teeth You Have
FG Posted Nov 7, 2000
*From a dark corner scuttles the form of the Count's trusty sidekick, Mr. Igor "Just call me Iggy" Mountbatten. He has in hand one of his master's monogrammed hankies, with which the Count daintily wipes his gore-encrusted fangs.*
*The Fraulein's pale nude body slides to the stone floor in a shapeless clump.*
*Igor darts forward, hoping to consume the leftovers. The Count swipes at him with his sharpened claws and chases him back into the darkness.*
*The Count looks down at the still form of his victim, and wonders what to do with her.*
My, What Big Teeth You Have
Martin Harper Posted Nov 9, 2000
I'm all out of ideas... 
Shall I go home? 
My, What Big Teeth You Have
FG Posted Nov 10, 2000
Why don't you come over and have a nice cup of tea and some 
?
My, What Big Teeth You Have
Martin Harper Posted Nov 11, 2000
I'd prefer a spot of blood and some cookies. 
My, What Big Teeth You Have
FG Posted Nov 13, 2000
But I have no blood left. Are you trying to take the 
and eat it too? Help! I need a 
!
My, What Big Teeth You Have
Martin Harper Posted Nov 13, 2000
I hope you don't expect me to get into that outfit...
My, What Big Teeth You Have
FG Posted Nov 13, 2000
No, that's my ensemble. I'm getting hungry. Why don't you jump into this 
or this 
, so I can eat you up!
Aren't these new icons fun?
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