Journal Entries
In the Spirit of Christmas
Posted Dec 23, 2003
I offer you some humble entertainment for that moment when you've eaten too much turkey, drunk too much beer and can't be arsed to watch The African Queen again;
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
Have a laugh at your neighbours instead...
Discuss this Journal entry [4]
Latest reply: Dec 23, 2003
That's It! cancel Christmas...
Posted Dec 17, 2003
All I wanted was a copy of the digitally remastered 'It's a Wonderful Life' on dvd, to replace my rather worn video copy.
But that apparently is beyond the wit of the assembled video vendors of Chelmsford.
Bah! Humbug! Now what am I going to watch while wrapping my presents? 
(And we''ll have none of that bolshevik talk here about 'It's not as good as everybody says' because it is better than anybody has ever been able to say, or any of that post-modernist cynical claptrap about how it is really a dark and miserly picture. People who say that are merely seeing reflections of themselves and have, to quote Dr Suess, hearts that are at least one size too small.)
Discuss this Journal entry [43]
Latest reply: Dec 17, 2003
Realisations made too late...
Posted Dec 16, 2003
'Nothing was saving our day
There was nothing to say,
But you said something anyway
Claiming I stepped out of line
Which forced you to leave me,
As if that idea was mine.
Oh, you stupid thing
Speaking of course as your dear departed
Oh, you stupid thing
It wasn’t me that you outsmarted'
Aimee Mann - Stupid Thing.
Discuss this Journal entry [22]
Latest reply: Dec 16, 2003
The Difference a Week makes...
Posted Nov 30, 2003
Sometimes, if you are lucky enough, and you put yourself in the way of enough of life's spit-balls, you get to step to the plate and put one of the mothers right out of the stadium.
'Oh, put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;
Put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;
Look at me,
I can be
Centerfield'
John Fogerty - Centerfield
Discuss this Journal entry [29]
Latest reply: Nov 30, 2003
Journal without a purpose.
Posted Nov 20, 2003
Just really to be here and to serve no purpose other than a bookmark in an uneventful day.
Discuss this Journal entry [62]
Latest reply: Nov 20, 2003
Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like
Researcher U154264
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."