h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[As Peet leaves, a rumbling noise is heard from Mew's room, as if a bookcase were being moved three feet forward.]

[Or rather, as if someone were /trying/ to telekinetically move the bookcase]

[A very similar sound comes from Peet's room, except this time it's more like a bookcase moving three feet backwards.]

*Affy looks at the keys he found, and turns to Minos*

No indication that he's a robot, Minos. Looks like you've actually killed someone. Didn't know you had it in you.

*KL looks at Affy and storms out of the room, attempting to cope with what just happened*

Don't blame 'im for thinking Stavro was an android, though. Too bad it turned out otherwise. I'm going back to my room for a moment, I just want to make sure to look around a bit longer.

*Exits*

So that's what that stain on the carpet was.

*GL suddenly realizes what the smell was and begins to look ill.*

I think I will retire to my room for a while and have a rest.

*Exits*

*Elsewhere, Affy is looking around*

I think I'm going to take another look at the Butler's Body and then the androd's

~Can't remember whether he was last seen in the sitting room, or in his own room. Anyway, he know leaves the sitting room~

I think I'll go back to my room, as well. I may check on Minos. He's been taking it pretty bad. Poor chap, it's one thing to be an arch-villain, but to kill without meaning to is always a shock.

~Leaves -- a few minutes later, he comes running back~

He's... he's... he's dead!

*Runs in*

Everyone, Minos kicked the bucket!

*Sees no one*

Oh, well. Back to my room. Where it's safe...

*Goes to his room, where it's safe*

*drags the android with the dagger still stiking out of it into the sitting room*

*pulls the dagger out and sets it next to android, then sets the hatchet previously lodged in Stavro's back next to it*

Anyone want to help me get this guy running again........... if possible?
He might be useful......... even without his memory banks.........


is it possible Lord R?

*Comes in and decides to get to work on the android to see if he can get it started up again. A thought occurs to him*

Hey, go check on Minos. If he's an android too, see if you can get him down here.

don't you dissapear..... I'll go do that

*Affy or Garius would know if the robots can be repaired. However, there has been tampering with them since they left CLI -- they've been retro-fitted with remote controls*

to Affy- With the memory circuts erased would these androids still have the ability to move, pick things up, walk and talk and read? or would all that be erased too?

*NYC decides this would not be the best time to get more coffee and heads to his room*

[...]

*Returns to the sitting room and observes Yowuzupman working on the android.*

I think I'll go poke around my room in case I missed something important.

*Michelle does not enter the room. The Chef does not enter the room. No other servants are alive in the house*