h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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and if ? your into "poetry"
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The first 2 are for daft stuffthe 3rd - poetry one is for "home grown, not copied stuff)

A pleasure to meet you Paige Please feel free to add anything you wish geniuses are always welcome, as you'll see by the entries of hootoo friends

Glad you recognized my genius (how many billion other people do I need to convince?)!

I'm still trying myself (modesty is hard for a genius like me)

A request! May I add you to my friends list ?

Are you insane? If the answer is yes, then the answer is yes, in answer to your request! (friends with tut Yorkshireman, I'll never live it down!*).

*Must tell me old friend, Barry Cryer (Not really a friend but he rang me once, to personally thank me for sending pages from my first joke book. Being a true Yorkshireman, the bugger never bought my book).

By the way, I'm from Norfolk - less hills than Yorkshire.

cheers mate

a nice county Norfolk though

? I'm Noticing multiple "threads" my friend ? (of which I've un-subbed from some) Hope it's only due to "extra" or inebriation my friend ?

It's probably my incompetence - well I am from Norfolk. I think I keep replying to the wrong post, rather than the whole thread or something like that

"It's probably my incompetence" NAH! not that my friend. This heatwave of late is causing many problems I know, due to the fact that now I'm taking water tabs (recent health issues) I find I can't sweat enough to cool down so regulating my body temp is windows open and cooling fan on, plus plenty of freeze drinks and other drinks from the fridge

It's colder up here in Scotland but then it would be

It could be that I subscribe to my posts in the Post, then respond to other people's posts about my posts. I didn't used to bother doing the first but that nasty editor kept leaving me notes, telling me to subscribe to my own material, so that could be it.

Sorry to hear about you being ill. Hope my posts didn't make you sick

no worries mate!

I treat illnesses as an occupational hazard of lifeunless! I get the powers of "Q" (Star Trek)

Yes, I am on B12 injections for Pernicious Anaemia.

The only powers of Q that I have, exist in shops, where little old ladies poke me in the back of the legs or tap me with shopping trollies as they wait to get served.

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To be honest Paige, I still class myself as "lucky" as technically, I don't need tabs to keep me alive. Was on blood pressure tab, now water tabs

Watch the water tabs - an overdose and you might drown.

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the start of this thread is a doosie as well