Towel Shop is Closed
THE TOWEL SHOP IS OPEN
Shhhh Looks around furtively I'm still getting to grips with this Guide ML business so bear with me Come in, come in Please feel free to browse through our highly expensive
I mean extensive range of 
We have all colours and types from ultra fluffly in island indigo to thread bear in perfect plum. Can’t see anything you like then please ask I’m not promising you anything, for instance a pink polka dot towel with holographic giraffes is somewhat hard to come by in todays more subtle taste market, however I will to my best, for the right price 
Of course you may be a person who knows how terrible a thing it is to be caught without your towel, and therefore have an extensive collection of your very own, if that’s the case please feel free to stop for a natter, a nice cup of 
and a slice of 
Maybe you’d like to offload the days woe’s or have a little gossip my door is always open, remember it’s not just you, it’s us too About the owner
Things that make me go
!
- Cold Custard, so wrong on so many levels
- Carrot Cake, YOU CAN'T HAVE HEALTHY CAKE!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
- People who say "I'm not being rude but....." and go on to be just that.
- Being told I'm a valued customer and my call is the next to be answered yet being on hold for 20 minutes
(suddenly behind her a pile of towels leaps off the shelves and scatter themselves about the room in a seemingly uncoordinated pattern) see what I mean.
I’m bilingual. I speak both Yorkshire and Brummie fluently
I know you’re wondering how on earth I achieved that. Hard work, blood sweat and tears my friends that’s how. It was not an easy undertaking and it has taken years to perfect but I speak like a native I really do 
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