h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*eyes pizza suspiciously*

Are pizzas normally fur-bearing critters?

*moves away from the pizza*

I suddenly have so many ideas for Entries but I should draw not write!

I forgot to clock in. Guess I don't get paid.

Oh, yeah. I'm a volunteer.

It's 7 pm Mountain time and here I am. I got sidetracked last night by your pizza and forgot to nuke my popcorn.

*punches in numbers, hits the orange button and sits back to watch the bag go around and around*

I made popcorn on the stove last night, and smothered with hot sauce. No pizza till Saturday, though.

I'm not clocked in. I'm just here for the popcorn.

You and me both, Sol - what are you doing up so early?

The children are revolting.

*resists temptation*

Now I want pizza and popcorn.

*wanders in to see if there are leftovers*

Eewww..

Hmmmm

I hear that is nice to eat

I'll wait for to trip up on some of the discarded pot noodles and pizza

*crash*

There now seems to be a large hole in the wall...

DOn't worry, we'll just use the spot as a bin until you can't see the damage.

Do mammoths like ?

*sticks trunk through hole and steals popcorn*

I've not tried elephant. Not sure I'd want to.

I do try and eat anything once, sometimes it has just been once (squid, seriously?!)

squid = calamari

Therefore nice, especially with lemon. Untouched, squid, agreed is not something i'd like.

I had pan fried squid in the house of a Japanese friend, it smelt lovely, it tasted, well, not lovely. One of the few foods I really didn't like. Brains tasted like a Bovril porridge, sweetmeats, kinda as you'd expect. Couldn't bring myself to try sheeps eyeballs when I saw them on a menu though, I've a thing about eyes in food