h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well the entry goes on, about 3/4 of my writing done. Then all i have are:
Links
GuideML
Checking
One other area that i've forgotten

Then i might get round to PR

*suddenly looks guilty* I've forgotten to check for automated emails.
*leaves the room quickly*

*clocks in*

*returns looking less guilty*

I'm locked out of skype, probably until I restart my computer, but I can't restart my computer until it finishes doing a render. And my other computer is also doing a render, and this computer has Bryce as a network computer, so that, you could say, is that. Until tomorrow.

Did anything bring anything snackish?

I'm having a margarita. Does that count?

I am the snack.

I've got some really good rice crackers that will go great with that margarita. Where's the pitcher?

Unless there's a Chinese steelworks wanting to join -- and from the look of it, I don't think so -- the gurus are getting spam in their inbox.

The new front page looks great, by the way.

The margarita's for medicinal purposes. The lime juice for the vitamin C and the tequila for the sore throat, ear ache and sinus.

good morning (I'm at w*rk)

*clocks out*

Good morning, Tav.

Good night, h2g2.

sleep well

*clocks in*

I've been around for a few hours but I got tired and took a bath. Hope you had a good day, Happy Nerd.

Oh jeez, I forgot to punch the clock.


I never waste a joke, so I'm going to tell it again even though some here have heard it.

A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.


10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and they even had an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

*puts her netbook on the staffroom table and heads for the microwave with a bag of popcorn*

*clocks in*

*pulls out a cold one from the staff fridge*



Anyone claiming that last slice of pizza left over from the site transfer party?

I'm all pizza'd out -- you help yourself.

Ah, there are more words made public from the Pakistani filther: headlights. Fingerfood? *looks askance at Happy Nerd's pizza*

Is pizza fingerfood?

How does the Pakistani filther categorize 'pie'?

I don't know. It interests me to learn that there are 1100+ words and phrases in English, but only 600 in Urdu.