h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You know, I've been a thingite four about 4 weeks now, and I've never even collected my uniform

Morning.

I've been told to pop over here to collect my armour and uniform - extra large size please

MBS

Hey, How come I keep bumping in to you??

I just appear from nowhere

MBS

some people do tend to just turn up rather randomly... in fact so randomly that it's a wonder they actually move from one place to another and don't just spontaneously materialise. The uniforms are fabulous here, mine is a spectacular armour plated wonderbra with matching bikini bottoms... always a good way to get noticed as a preacher!

I have a mate who has a habit of just turning up behind me while I'm not looking.

Surely there must be some sort of theory about people randomly turning up in places at random times?

MBS

Yes, but I believe it's a random theory.

Ok, what kind of uniform would you like?

I like my toga, personally....

Is there a large selection? I think I'd go for a Wizard's outfit if there's one available!

MBS

But of course...

if u need weapons of something of the sort just go to mu builders space and i will see what i can do

I will pop over there once I need anything - cheers!

MBS

Our standard weapon is a titanium , of course... but the utility has all manner of amenities.

My toga is very functional also ... and you can't beat the silver breastplate! I keep my princess tiara tucked under the winged helmet, of course ...

Have you got a sort of black uniform with silver buttons and such??

Lemme see.... I know I saw one around here somewhere....


*rummages in boxes and on shelves*

Aha! Here ya go! One black uniform with silver buttons and such!

*holds uniform up to Ralph to check for fit*

Looks just right!

actually i have been creating this new type of crystalic armour for myself, completely geometric on the chest and helmet aread to deflect any physical and ammunition attacks and perfectly spherical arms and legs to deflect ammunition and physical combat weapons for hand to hand combat.....
i still have to finish the helmet though its kinda hard to make without it being on my head and i haven't created the power to multiply myself yet so its pretty tricky...

Oooooooh, nifty!

We usually only have to fight off s though, for which s seem to be sufficient.

Just in case anyone is required to shout long japanese cartoon style taunts at the s I have my Black battlesuit with utility and repeater cannon. Of course, my titanium is in a finely jewelled hilt by my side

Must post faster...

Why? You have the whole weekend to catch up on your convos...