h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Flopsy] Erm. Could you give me, on my home space, a list of first letters and numbers of letters?

[Ancba] Belay that.

[Flopsy] D'OH!

*sea has continued counting on her fingers, and is considering taking off her shoes*

...

Just out of curiosity, Sea, are you going to include words that aren't 'bad' in some countries, but are in others? There are a few of those around.

A good point.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to the Unknown Regions for several months. I do not know when I'll return, but when I do, I expect to have a considerably greater number of allies. [exit]

*sea gives up*

[sea] i never thought of that, KL. since i've never left this continent (north america) i can't expect to know those words. *sigh*

*sea abruptly wonders if ancba posted that same message in every forum*

He posted it in the Andy Asteroids forum. I've yet to check the others.

Iiiiiiiiit's Uncle!

I can think of many more than seven. Many of the far more inventive than the seven invectives. (nice pun there. I hope you noticed)
They can be combined to make new words, too, which can increase the comedy factor as well. Try it, and have a chuckle. i did.

*sea grins and pats UH on the head patronizingly*

*bounces exitedly*
I can pick my nose with my toungue and fit ten sweets in my mouth at once and I wouldn't touch that bit dear oh too late what a shame no I'm sure it will come off if you scrub it well i did warn you

*sea wrinkles her nose as she regards her hand with distaste*

[sea] well then now... i think you've had SOMETHING mind altering...

For UH, that approximates to roughly 5ml of beer.

I got me some mind-altering drugs if anybody asked, but it looks as if you all're messed up enough...

*sea runs over and wipes her hand vigorously on NYC as a way of saying "welcome back, finally"*

*NYC points to a sticker on his coat stating: "please refrain from using me as a tissue." Sea wonders how often problems like that arise on a regular day*

I'm getting better I'll have you know. It's now at least 2 full thimbles full thank you so very much.

*Opens a bottle of Vodka just under UH's nose.*

*sea raises an eyebrow at UH and backs away slowly*

~checks watch~

[watch reads] You are above your limit:
You have 7% blood in your alcohol stream


Damn ~teleports out~

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is how the most evil band of ruffians on h2g2 passes their time!

I'm sorry, but sometimes I look at what exactly this supervillains syndicate is, and all I see is a badly written episode of the Simpsons.