h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, that's that.

*sea wonders about that forum the KL linked to*

[continuity]*sigh*a)Yes, I was on the OUTSIDE of whatever-it-was that-was-flying. b)cat? What cat? c)It was implied that I LEFT in the dropship, BUT...ah well, I guess that's my punishment for not posting for so long. d)We don't wont some kind of weirdo forum! We want an ACTUAL explanation of this heinous naughtiness that is: capturing us, especially since YOU are so...hur-hurm...zealous, about upholding continuity, and all that jazz. e)You fools! You ALL could have left down the tunnel! Oh well.

Oh yeah, f) (Although I can't be bothered to read the backlog) I don't THINk you'd mentioned that the gas had yet started to harden about our legs. Well, either way, I'm captured now, so get with the explainin'!!

d) giguschild, there's another forum on that entry called "andy asteroids" or some such nonesense... you MIGHT want to read it. *muffles maniacal giggle*

b) By "cat" I meant the "Skill of the amazing cat!" title you used.

I don't see how capturing you is a violation of the Law of Continuity. I'm not taking control of your character in any way, shape, or form, and as for the confusion about the whole dropship situation, I'm merely reminded of the Continuity Case of p500e and the Esirpretne. Not a pretty picture, but this reminds me of it. I apologize for not sensing what you had meant to point out.

And just out of curiosity, why would they all want to exit through the tunnel? Only you, Uncle Heavy, and Kudos have any reason to think that I might wish you harm, and not even Kudos has that much to be afraid of (if only he'd lighten up on the whole 'conquering thbe Krylma' thing).

So anyway, I'll apologize for whatever errors I am in fault for.


*The ship begins to return to Krylma Mountain, much to the relief of several of the Troglodyte Workers who were wondering what happened to it*

*Begins to toy, mournfully, with a revolver. Places it to forehead.*

*sea looks at UH with wide eyes*

[sea] well THAT'S no fun...

*takes revolver away*

*removes cut throat razor from a pocket. Places it to wrist*

[sea] bad UH! this is supposed to be a HAPPY season!

*takes razor*

*takes length of rope. ties it into a noose. goes and finds an overhanging beam, and begins to rope up.*

*takes length of rope. ties it into a noose. goes and finds an overhanging beam, and begins to rope up.*

*cuts rope*

[sea] wait a minute... what AM i doing? you're a superhero!!!!

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Would you please refrain from using any of the 'Seven Words'? They really are never necessary, and only dissuade people from posting to the forum, so if you wouldn't mind avoiding it...

BTW, aren't you currently supposed to be finding your way through the asteroid, UH? That's where you were sent after you were captured, after all.

[sea] there are SEVEN words?!?!

It was a quote, so I reckon I'm allowed.

*sea is frantically counting on her fingers, trying to figure out seven words that might be considered "bad"*

oh c'mon, there have to be at LEAST 14 or so...

I'm refering to the 'seven words that you can't say on television.' Words so heinous that they still aren't allowed. Among them is f***, and many other four letters.

Although, if you count Belgium, there are probably only eight...excuse my language...