h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[black sea] i'm sorry, but your chips have been genetically altered if they come up and bite you...

No. You are all wrong, actually. Salt & Vinegar = Ambrosia (Food Of the Gods).
It's the only thing to have.

[Y4K] /I/ never said anything to that effect.

[Y4K's Brain] Looks like we ought to give an opinion.

[Y4K] Personally, I like the Eccentrica Gallumbits pictures.

[Y4K's Brain] Not THAT opinion!!

[Y4K] Personally, I like computer chips.

[Y4K's Brain] D'OH!

*sea shrugs and decides not to push the subject*

Fascinating. There seems to be conflict between Y4K and his own brain.

[sea] this... surprises you?

Did you know that if you cut your brain in half (severed the parts) your hands disagree with each other and fight. I want to be like that. And be schizophrenic, tourettic OCD and have a stammer. And be a time-travelling ninja.

[Y4C] Somehow I doubt that last one.

[Y2K] And it's his entire brain that's disagreeing with him, not two halves of it with each other.

Don't mock my ambition, bitch!

[Y2K and Y4C] [in stereo] Why you --!! Wait -- which one of us?

Whichever of you, I don't recommend that you attack UH.

In the meantime, in KL's absence I assume the title of Unofficial Acting Leader. He shall still have absolute power over me, but until he returns, I shall have absolute power over everyone else.

Anyway, shall we continue the tour, UH?

*the seas snort in a disdainful manner*

[Y4C] Well, what's wrong with him?

[Y4K] He always obeys the Laws of Continuity and rarely engages in combat. That's why! He's a rule-absorbed mop head!

[Y2K] I hope you don't also mean that for KL, Y4K. He does the same thing.

[Y4K] D'OH!

Anyway, you're schizophrenic. Fo'(s).

UH, no I'm not. I'm simply using about a dozen characters. Ancba is a completely separate character from Y2K and company.

And I'm probably not from where you are. What's "Fo'(s)" supposed to mean??


[Y2K] No we're not!

[Ancba] KL, may I remind you that (a) we are currently in the Torture Chamber and (b) the tour will end with the current leader, whoever he is, pointing out the Self-Destruct Button. Also, [raises a remote-control device of some sort] I can call a squadron of rat-ants and killer rabbits at a moment's notice.

[Flopsy] What, with a TV remote?

[Ancba] Flopsy, there is only one word you ought to know on that subject. BLUFF!!

[This startles the catrabbit]

Fo'(s)
Means Fo', in the plural, in the way that Mr T used to say it.
ie Fool.

[The clones babble abongst themselves to the effect that they're all right with this for about three seconds, then stop and turn to UH]

[All six] [in stereo] WHAT!?

Calm yourselves, you clones.

Look. Listen. Learn.

Mr T. From the A-Team. When he was angry. He used to call people fool. But because he was. A ghetto stereotype. He never pronounced. The 'l' at the end. Hence Fo'. But. Because there are more. Of you. I said Fo'(s). Happy?