h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Y4K] Oh, yes!! We ARE a bunch of fools!! We disagree with our brains and get confused over intelligent things!! And we can't spell "weird" correctly!

[He runs out and slams the door behind him. He almost immediately pokes his head back in]

[Y4K] By the way, that was being sarcastic.

[Y4K leaves and slams the door again]

[Y2K] Well, duh.

[Y4K pokes his head back in]

[Y4K] And how /do/ you spell "weird"?

[rests hand on own forehead] It is spelt W-E-I-R-D.

[Y4K] Cool.

Isnt it a bit difficult, holding a conversation with yourself?

[Y3C] You don't know ANYTHING. Besides, yes, it is, when you're the "only" one posting.

[black sea] we get along just fine.

[white sea] we could battle amongst ourselves for hours.

[evillene] bring angel in here, and everything gets even more interesting.

[black sea] although i guess it does help if you have 4-5 characters...

[white sea] the clones are more than that.

[evillene] *shrugs* maybe he has nothing to say to himself.

[All six] [in stereo, French accent] Vhotevair.

[Y2K] I just read the "Original H2 Radio Scripts" today! And they were funny. I wish they'd make more.

*sea looks around the forum and sees nothing interesting*

I think you meant with a German accent. French would be...um...completely untypable...

[in perfect French] VOUS N'AVEZ POINT* DU HONNEUR!

[*footnote: yes, that IS a French word.]

[Y2K] [Italian accent] What-a ever.
[Y3K] [French accent] Hotevar.
[Y4K] [Brooklyn accent] Whaddevah.
[Y2C] [Spanish accent] Wahtayver.
[Y3C] [Russian accent] Vhatever.
[Y4C] [German accent] Wotever.

Au contraire. What you meant was:

VOUS N'AVEZ POINT* D'HONNEUR! The h is silent.

(That felt gooood)


Yes, I too speak French. And I bet i do it better than you.

I don't speak French either! I copied and pasted that from http://babelfish.altavista.com/ and while it's usually apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, at least it translates stuff.

no. i do speak frwench

and apocryful is not what you mean

got im patronising

[sea] vous etes fous.

[Y4K] Oh yeah?? So et VOUS!

[Y2K] Have a care, Y4K, that's my Apprentice you're insulting. [Y4K yelps] BTW, Sea, you now know very nearly everything I can teach you.

So her training is near an end?

Tres fenetre. BTW, can someone tell me what's been happening here for the past, oh, four weeks or so.

I've been patronising the clones.

Tres fenetre?

You heard me. "Tres fenetre." It means "Very window." And here you were saying that you could speak French.