h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[sea] the *gasp* master of chaos?! he is THE most irritating researcher on the face of h2g2!!!! i've already had a run-in with him.... *shudder* anyway, NYC, i made sure to leave them a FEW straws....

First of all, in KL's defence: There's a difference between being insane/ chaotic and being evil. To be truly evil a certain amount of planning and sanity are neccissary, otherwise it won't work. Random acts of violence are evil, but since they don't profit the criminal in any way they aren't AS evil. KL, for instance, would most likely be found guilty, while the master of chaos, as he calls himself, would be found insane. There's a difference.

Second of all, in my own defence: There's a difference between a and a TAK-Tomato. It's not like I was blowing you up or cutting your legs off or chucking rocks at you. Heck, Irving Washington would have hit you with that tomato, and his character is unimpeachable!

[Y2K] Oh right.

Is there any further point to this?

Was there any point to begin with?

[sea] nope. but we're still here, aren't we?

I think I was being shown around.

OK. KL may be more evil, but he's not quite so 'I'm-12-years-old-and-my-favourite-food-is-jelly' as MoC is. Which I find quite endearing.

I think I was being shown around.

OK. KL may be more evil, but he's not quite so 'I'm-12-years-old-and-my-favourite-food-is-jelly' as MoC is. Which I find quite endearing.

[Y2K] The ability to endear does not make you evil.

yes, but at least 'I'm-12-years-old-and-my-favourite-food-is-jelly' is slightly better than the 'I'm-13-years-old-and-I-just-learned-a-naughty-word', or the 'I'm-13-YeArS-OlD-AnD-I-cAn-OnLy-TyPe-LiKe-ThIs' types of characters one would regularly find on the internet...

He is indupitably lovely, mind you. Sheer lovelyness in a glass. Mmm.

CLones, I wouldn't interrupt the party at Lord Reflection's house. It's a long and complicated story.

OK then. I'm organising a fight on my page. Who wants to join in?

I have Lord Reflection's bit covered.

And perhaps I /will/ join the fight. I would like to see if you have any martial arts that could counter an expert at Krath'Da.

[He gives the impression of professional pride with this last statement]

yes! a fight! I will be there!

OK. It'll happen...soon. Within a day. But no starting until we are all present. Any thoughts on a scene?

http://www.h2g2.com/F42679?thread=88079 Come here

[sea] boys... always fighting.

[Y2K] Now, now, Darth Solent, some of us male-type life forms are actually quite intelligent.

...

[Y2K] No, really, I've heard about them.

[standing behind Y2K] And one of them is standing right behind you.

But that doesn't stop me from wanting to practice my Krath'Da techniques.

I'm super intelligent. I speak more languages than you've eaten hot dinners. Provided you only ever eat gazpacho soup, but your mum put your meal in the microwave without thinking precicely three times. So there.