h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hadn't had anything to drink. It's just that...I read it wrong.

On a different note, the new smileys are really quite village, aren't they...

[Y3K] Yeah, I've seen some pretty zarking bizarre ones lately.

*sea-kindergarten-teacher takes a swing at evillene, who ducks just in time to keep her head firmly attatched to her shoulders. s-k-t swings again at her knees. evillene makes a flying leap and kicks s-k-t in the head. s-k-t falls to the ground and turns back into sea*

[sea] *groans and rubs head* oooooooh, man, WHAT did i do this time?

*sea sees NYC sprawled on the floor*

[sea] um... are you okay?

*sea gives NYC a healing kiss and ducks as he tries to deck her*

[NYC] keep your damned personalities under control!!!!!!

*NYC swings at sea, misses, and falls over comedically*

ooh... what a throbbing headache...
sea, since you gave it to me, how do you suggest I alleviate it?

[sea] well, might I suggest this?

*sea produces a from her pocket and hands it to NYC. NYC, on his back, on the floor, takes the drink and then ponders how to get more of it in his mouth than not*

I love that stuff. Coffee flavoured beer!

I realize we probably haven't reached the cafeteria yet, but I do have the urge to start a food fight.

I want to aim a at UH.

~throws a instead~

I realize we probably haven't reached the cafeteria yet, but I do have the urge to start a food fight.

I want to aim a at UH.

~throws a instead~

*Expecting the UH swats it away with a .*

*He laughs*

Now I can arrest you all!

Not me. This was entirely the doing of The Masque of the Red Rejection E-Mail.

and I'm currently on the floor. besides, when was a food fight unlawful? tomatoes aren't too deadly a weapon. if it were CORN, on the other hand, the story might be a bit different...

and you all, being part of the fish battles, might find this link a bit funny:

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/salmon001110.html

*sea sits down on the floor to avoid being hit by flying food*

*evillene steals the and eats it*

*since sea is down nearer to the floor, NYC taps her shoulder*

hey, sea? I can't drink this as I am now. might you have a straw?

*sea rummages around in her pocket, then produces a paper-wrapped straw and hands it to NYC*

I just know that somewhere, somehow, a nice little chinese takeout place is currently missing all their straws...

You don't eat Chinese food with straws. You use chop sticks. Fo'

I've found someone more evil than you, Minos old chap. He's called Master Of Chaos.

He's insane.

[All six of them gasp]

[Y2K] He's being familiar with KL!!!

no, UH, people usually order drinks with their food...

*NYC sucks his beer with a straw*