h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Job my apply, for, perhaps, writing, discabobulating headline leaders, to mislead

You've got to try harder, that wasn't jumbled enough to be a real headline.

And I understood some of it

hang on... I try to make non-sense, and make sense... If I try make sense, non-sense ensues... its like a topsy turvy world, a world turned upside down.....

upside down sense world man creator.

Nope, I can still understand it.

Of course, it helps that you explained it before writing it

damn and blast

*thinks*

Bad idea. Can lead to overheating the brain.

That'll help with the heating bills once the energy companies all put their prices up again. I encourage more thinking

I think thinking is so important

Mind, I've heard your ears can fall off, if you think too much...

"Horse punch football fan"

That's just plain disrespectful. At least have the courtesy to use his real name - Mongo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cDfnQD0ws

"Y-front cleaning butcher"

The mind truly boggles

Yep... I can't parse that one.

Best I can guess was some butcher was laundering his skivvies. Don't see why that would be newsworthy. I should think all butchers do laundry.

Here's the story that went with it http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-24733189

Ewww.

Found on reddit today.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1pk54g/worst_superhero_ever/

Helicopter Hunt Boy

Now we're getting somewhere! A boy who can hunt helicopters? This is technology we shouldn't let the bad guys get hold of.

Oh, wait, I think I've sussed it. It's another Edward Snowden leak, isn't it. A pox on his house forever

A pox on Snowden? Why?

Is it because you consider him a traitor, or are you just tired of hearing his name in the news? Or something else?

None of the above. It was a joke.