h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Maserati's Kubang GT Wagon has opaque glass that forms the windscreen and sunroof in one continuous line."

Presumably they mean translucent or have the Italians finally suceeded in their aim of producing a car that nobody can drive?

*ponders over the fact that "Maserati's Kubang GT" is an anagram of "masturbate asking"*



*execpt with an extra "g"*

masturbate gas king?
kin masturbate gags?

Or even "aging beast muskrat", but that's not as rude.

*wanders in*

Crikey it is dusty in here!

Which is a shame as I have been doing some serious bunking off recently.

Me too.

Me neither also except um...

Well in the spirit of the thread, I spent all of this afternoon reading it instead of building a private patients section of the website. I larfed muchly.

Hello Dunx you gorgeous thing. How the are you?

What an incredibly long thread it is. I got stuck about post 600 but it was an amusing time trail back to then.
Am watching the election counting at the moment - looks like Bertie will be back as Teosach again. So not much has changed...

Hi Lochangel.This year the spearcarrier became an uncle, brought his lady out to visit the aged P and went back to become a godfather, an act which proves that both the Jones family and the Catholic church have finally lost it, e3xisting as they do in mutual disbelief Hope you're keeping well

Blimey... doesn't that mean that the very fabric of the universe should collapse or something.

The last year hasn't been fantastic, but forward into broad sunlit uplands as Churchill used to say.

It is lovely to find you both here.

Ethical question: is it OK to sing "Feed the worms, let them know it's christmas time again" when adding compost to the can-o-worms?

Well it is in poor taste, but it is quite funny. Certainly I found it very funny.

And happy worms make more compost!

The worms live a hectic life as there's quite a lot of vegetable matter for them to get through and the proximity of a breeding family of blackbirds gives them an added incentive to work hard

You know, facing your own certain oblivion and that of your kind is a great motivator.

It's only worms, and worms are all I have to take your heart away...

I wanna worm you up, all night.

This reminds me of what threads (notably this one) used to be like. Hello, again, all you silly people

(You see I stopped enjoying h2g2 when it became overwhelmingly serious... it should be utterly silly in places. There are enough serious bits of the world.)

oooh worms gonna take me home tonight.
oooh, down beside that red firelight;
oooh worms gonna let it all hang out.
Fat ooozy worms,
You make the rockin' world go round.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. I'm going down the garden to eat worms....