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Abi Posted Oct 23, 2002
Nice one EV. The old and recycled ones are the best!
Alright, I want Orcae! Trillions of them, pods infinitum!
Failing that a pony will do!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 23, 2002
Sorry, Orcae R Us was shut. 
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Is mise Duncan Posted Oct 23, 2002
Winter has returned. I'm NOT going outside and that may be for some time 
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amdsweb Posted Oct 25, 2002
YOU think its cold? You should try being an orca (surely it should be orcum?) No clothes, nothing but raw fish to eat (give or take the odd seal and baby whale) and lots of cold sea. The Gulf Stream doesn't cut much mustard in the fjords you know.
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Abi Posted Oct 25, 2002
I am knitting little jackets to keep them warm. Watch my knitting needles fly!!
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Is mise Duncan Posted Oct 25, 2002
Surely they were their orca parkas when it's parkie?
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Is mise Duncan Posted Oct 25, 2002
Don't know - perhaps you could nit fin-cosies for them?
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Abi Posted Oct 25, 2002
Yes! Like mittens but without the thumb bit. Shall I connect them with a bit of elastic?
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amdsweb Posted Oct 25, 2002
Can't we just buy them all jacccccuzzzzzzis (I can't spell that word)? That way they'd be in lovely warm water, and they'd be able to break wind without any of their orca friends taking the michael.
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amdsweb Posted Oct 25, 2002
You can mock! They laughed at Einstein you know.
But when the plight of the killer whales is ameliorated by my 'Orcuzzi' (tm) you'll be sorry. You'll all be sorry! Muahahahaha.
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amdsweb Posted Oct 25, 2002
Nurse! Nurse! My medication!
If only they'd unstrap my arms - typing with just my nose is very laborious.
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Abi Posted Oct 25, 2002
I think your arms are best off where they are actually!
And they might as well give you one of the Silence of Lambs style masks too, just to be on the safe side!
I like my man like I like my Kofi
Abi Posted Oct 25, 2002
I have to get my Kofi Annan smiley coded up first!
I like my man like I like my Kofi
Is mise Duncan Posted Oct 25, 2002
What plans for the bang-collar day? (Do you get one of them this weekend?)
I like my man like I like my Kofi
Abi Posted Oct 25, 2002
No
*sulk*
(Forty shades of green, my 
. Forty shades of grey more like)
I like my man like I like my Kofi
amdsweb Posted Oct 25, 2002
Grey? This will not do. I'll tell you a joke to cheer you up:
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