h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm pink, therefore I'm spam.

Is there a spam smiley?

In the UK any agreement reached between "gentlemen acting in good faith" by the use of Rock-Paper-Scissors is legally binding.

Great that means that IanG owns me lots of stuff

Are you sure he's a 'gentleman'?

Almost certainly not "acting in good faith" - rock/scissors/paper is the last recourse of the scoundrel

Along the A46 towards Grimsby then turn right about 1/2 mile after Caistor...
see http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?G2M?X=517353&Y=402848&A=Y&Z=3

Is that your Caistor base?

'One swallow does not a summer make'

Except its not summer. Its November. Bah.

Go west young (wo)man. 4 times. The Jones' house is in the old Roman bit near the church. The Swallow Inn used to do one of the best roast Sunday lunches in England, but haven't been there for years, having found the Salutation at Nettleton which is a lovely short walk even in the winter and was the Camra pub of the year last year.

I believe I may have been there once.
As teenagers we used to spread our wings in Lincolnshire. I have a friend who owns the pub in Eagle.

Oh the joy!

A *handbag*?


Sorry, I've come over all Oscar Wilde.

I shall resist posting the smutty response that is going through my mind...no, I shall!

Bet you can't.

...must....bite...tongue.....

...and what have we done?
(Me - sleep mostly )

I've eaten quite a lot.

I drove quite a lot - just over 1000 miles on the hire car when I returned it after the New Ears holiday..

I drank heavily and dripped snot everywhere.