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I like my man like I like my Kofi
amdsweb Posted Oct 25, 2002
... and the barman said 'Why the long face?'
The old ones are always the best.
I like my man like I like my Kofi
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 25, 2002
I still think it was better when it was Celine Dion.
Still, they laughed at Einstein. He'd forgotten to put his trousers on that day.
I like my man like I like my Kofi
amdsweb Posted Oct 25, 2002
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.
I like my man like I like my Kofi
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 25, 2002
Has he? Where did he go?
Time for a cuppa methinks..
Is mise Duncan Posted Oct 30, 2002
...nice cup of tea is what this day really needs.
Time for a cuppa methinks..
amdsweb Posted Oct 30, 2002
I beg to differ. A stiff whiskey is what this day really needs.
Time for a cuppa methinks..
Is mise Duncan Posted Oct 30, 2002
It does now 
....now, is it a Middleton kind of evening, a Jameson kind of evening or a Bowmores type of evening? Decisions, decisions...
BBC sense of humour shock
Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 5, 2002
Love the picture that acompanies this story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/oxford/news/2002/10/electricity.shtml
Let's find Bin Laden...
Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 13, 2002
The man to my immediate right is not Osama Bin Laden
Now - if everyone in the world could just perform the same simple test we should have him found in no time....
Let's find Bin Laden...
Abi Posted Nov 13, 2002
I don't have any one to my right (do four English Coxes count?) so what do I do?
Let's find Bin Laden...
amdsweb Posted Nov 13, 2002
Ah but what about if there were 2 blokes on a hiil. The one on the left was OBL, the one on the right was A.N.Other?
Let's find Bin Laden...
Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 13, 2002
Hmm - also nobody can move until he is found by that method...I see why this is taking so long now.
Let's find Bin Laden...
amdsweb Posted Nov 13, 2002
Maybe they could check to see if the person either side of them was OBL.
But that wouldn't help people queing (spelling?) for a first class stamp at the post office (or any other reason for queueueueueuing for that matter).
Let's find Bin Laden...
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2002
I have an easier method. Instead of checking the person to your immediate right, just check yourself.
I am not Osama Bin Laden. Are you?
Let's find Bin Laden...
Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 14, 2002
I think, therefore I am.
I think therefore, I am.
oh no - I am!
(If I turn myself in do I get the reward?)
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