h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And he calls me sloaney...

I had standards to maintain at Barts, don't you know?

Not according to the graffitti, you didn't
*ooh*

Ooh you are awful.

I think that smiley should be called 'guffaw' not 'laugh'.

Given that it is a GIF, it is not beyond the realms of modern science to animate it such that it rolls back and forth like a weeble....perhaps Abi could look into that.

Maybe it could be made into a teeny weeny Flash thingy, so that every time you click on it it rocks back and forth, and laughs a high-pitched gurgly laugh, like that bloke off Penelope Pitstop (heheehehurgh, Penelope's going to die, etc)

You don't mean Muttley do you?
Unfortunately I am only familiar with the "wacky races" version of Penelope Pitstop and she didn't have a bloke on her in the first place....

No no no no no no. You know the little guys with the 5 o'clcok shadow and the grey suits and the hats - they used to hang round with her. And actually, according to the rumours, she's had plenty of blokes off her and on her, including that Dick Dastardly...

Erm, the Anthill mob?

looks to me as if you two did far too much bunking off when you should have been swotting for O levels. Definite signs of mis-spent youths. And that Abi is keeping suspiciously quiet on the subject. Bet she knows more than she's letting on as well

I see - and by "away till semester end" you mean what exactly

Anyway the lots of mafia like people with grey suits and five o'clock stubble were the "Anthill mob" and their car was called "chugabug". Why doesn't that sort of question come up on WWTBAM?

yes!

{I have written 15 articles today and marked 3 term reports.Not up to your split screen standard yet, but reasonably able to flip back and forth}
Seemingly everyone would know the answer. So there wouldn't be any suspense in it

I am actually on annual leave! Shhhh! you didn't see me in here!

Back Monday officially. Unofficially - i never really left. Get me to the h2g2 Addiction clinic!

Well, you don't seem to be in today which is a sign that your addiction may not be as bad as you feared...or that your addiction to Christmas shopping in Knightsbridge is stronger

That's what you think mate!

Nice one, but you're going to have to update your homepage to get away with it

Alright - what tips do you have for the Jones family on Boxing day (which, as part of my ongoing contract with Guinness, I shall be refereing to as Stephen's) at market Rasen then?
(Other than "wrap up warm and stay close to the wall")