h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have expensive tastes

£10 on shoes and southern comfort, your telling me

it's at least 3 years since I last had a short of southern comfort and even longer since a bottle in the house

Come to think of it it's been a while since I had any southern comfort, now there's a thought for xmas

at the club, I usually go a couple or 3 years on whisky and change to vodka on a whim and backbut even in the club, southern went up past what I'll pay outfor one and in supermarkets the same

southern comfort substitute, >£10 a bottle in lidl

we ain't got a lidland I can't be bothered to trail t'other side of town to check aldi's

I got an Aldi just round the corner from here Might go an check it out Thanks Taff

aldi do one about the same price as well

Will have to have a nosey and find out Mind you I can't have a drink if I got work as we get tested for drink and other recreational substances, got that test tomorrow so I shall stay with the on here for now

mead will keep

Still got one on hold When the time is right I shall celebrate

and so you should

Just one step at a time hun, I will be glad when tomorrow is over and then I can chillax for the weekend. If all goes well tomorrow then next week will be a busy one.

you'll take it all in your stride loveand it's all over bar t'shouting

Yeah WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAIN

announcement! "the train standing on platform 4, should be on the bloody railway lines"

I'm just waiting for the usual "give the newbie the worst job" bit on my first day

you'll handle anything chucked at youAND I guarantee! they'll NOT be able to pull the wool over your eyes

I'm not daft, I know that trick and i'm expecting it

Mind you if they think I'm a girlie girl they are in for a shock.

Protocol demanded that I dressed appropriately for the interview, ie suit shoes and so on, really looked good with a flurescent vest (bright orange)

work wear, t shirt,sweatshirt,trousers, metal toe cap boots plus vest = me a happy