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ok! 2 weeks then

probably, and loads of paperwork to do in between as I now have the glorious job of telling the DWP I want to sign off, but I can't do that until I get a start date I am REALLY looking forward to that

the glorious job of telling the DWP I want to sign offstay the temptation and keep it clean

You know me hun

that's WHY I want a lot of cashto tell social etc where t'go - politely of course<

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or that even

Great minds think alike and if I can't win the lottery then this is the next best thing, either way I get to say goodbye to it.

charles drake, casual labourer of waybridge

'ello me darlin!!!!

Hopefully I won't have to visit the DWP again after this. It will be nice to actually have a bit more money in the bank for a change and you never know I may be able to get enough together to come up and see you in the future

that would be nice, but you,family and house etc come first on spending hard earned cash

Don't worry hun, the kids and I intend to have some well earned R&R

They have already asked for a trip to the cinema

watch out for "can we have"

I'm well used to that one hun

Needs come first with abit of what you want

I still ASK me can I have and I still say NOit costs

Your as bad as me then

I just had a thought, once I get the finances sorted I have to sit down and sort all that out again

a small price to pay

should I ever get millions, I'll STILL look at monthly bank statement and say "I'VE SPENT THAT MUCH" £43 I'll have to cut down

I think the DWP creates bad habits

nah! I'm a Yorkshireman,I could be a millionaire and I'll still buy £10 shoes

£10 thats splashing out my last pair were a £5