h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Evening Vim

Excellent news See you tomorrow

Cheered me up as i was feeling a bit down about the bad news about Dawn french. Don't know if you've heard but she's in hospital with that flesh eating disease and the doctors have given her thirty years to live.

Natch
Have a look at this.
The funniest news story I've seen in ages
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8118257.stm

Far out man...like not outer space far out...inner space far out man...

Makes you wonder what they'll be up to next? Pitching up at Glastonbury? Pontificating about the meaning of life? Eating their own bodyweight in Jaffa Cakes and Harribos and generarally talking shite?


Here we go then, received so far...

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August



After hearing of Michael Jacksons death,Rolf Harris has said he'll do two little boys at his funeral as a tribute



Michael Jacksons dying wish was to be made into plastic bags so he can still be harmful to children



Apparently Jacko didn't die of a heart attack at his home.

He had a stroke at a childrens home



Sadly due to Michael Jacksons death he's had to cancel the following dates: Danny (9) and Billy (8)



Everybody sending these joke texts are just immature assholes...

Just what Michael would have wanted


Natch

Areet Natch

Seen all those about ten times each excecpt the last one which
which is the best I've seen!

Had to be careful on Friday didn't want to get banned as soon as I came out of pre-mod.Only posted the Sir Alex/Giggs one(and I got there first with it)cos at least it had a football theme.
There were quite a few precious,how dare you laugh at somebody's death but I bet they were all laughing at the Jade Goody ones a couple of months ago.

Never liked Jacko anyway and couldn't understand all the hysteria that seemed to follow him around and the scary adulation he attracted.

I did notice that you had a modded article (which made me laugh), should have sussed what it was about really.

I've never had a problem with attatching humour to situations like that, i know if i went tommorow then i'd like to think my mates were still taking the piss. Wouldn't be there to defend myself but so what, i'd be dead and therefore couldn't care about it if you know what i mean.

As for the phenomenon, never got into Jacko myself

Morning Natch
The article they modded was a link to the stoned wallabies news story
which came from the BBC News site so in effect they're modding themselves.
Mind you one guy posted a Jacko joke which I removed and apologised for and he responded with a comment along the lines of mods taking the humour out of 606 which may have alerted them.

Anyway watched Blur last night and they were incredible.
I didn't use to like them at all,mostly cos I hated Boys and girls and Parklife.I should have looked a bit deeper at the time.

Oh and I'm trying very hard to be good
Got involved in a silly thread which had descended into a talk about masturbation.Then spent the rest of the evening checking to see if I'd been removed!

Afternoon Natch
I have to say that 606 has got very very boring.It's just the same old stuff every day.

I'm wondering why I bothered to start again.

Arvo Vim

Yeah i know what you mean,i'm struggling with it myself.

I'm sure it will pick up when the action starts.

Meanwhile i've got Private Piles to play with What a numpty

I saw you giving Pies some the other day, he bags more than a North Sea Trawler eh?

A'rnoon Natch
I do a spot of fishing myself when I can be bothered but that Tw@t
pies just talks a load of shite.I know his sort from our local tackle shop with their liitle clique taking the piss out of anyone who isn't as proficient as they like to think they are.

Did you see his response though.He's one of those who like to dish it out but can't take it.

Evening Vim

Yeah i saw his response, seemed to me he knew he was on the end of a hook himself, having been sussed for what he really is.

And i hate people like you describe from the tackle shop aswell, i think we are all here to help each other in situations like that. Nobhead.

Go get him Vim!

A'reet Natch
Ol' pies has been pretty quiet the last few days.
Maybe it's been too hot for him to come out to play.

I've got this mental picture of him; Shaven headed, bull-necked,over-weight, sweaty,smelling of groundbait and still living at home with his mum.

The truth is probably completely different;Skinny,greasy haired but still living at home with his mum and hiding behind his computer in true keyboard warrior style.

Evening Vim

I can see him now...i reckon he's a pigeon chested ginger, with braces on his teeth with a bit of Mums Sunday roast still cabbage stuck in them, just on the right hand side.

Mum says: "What's the matter pet? you seem a bit down"

Ginge says: "I was playing on my computer and a nasty man said bad things about me"

Mum: "Well i did tell you to stick to the 'lady sites', you know that's why i bought it for you, as you've got as much chance of getting a real girlfriend as i've got of finding your sheets clean"

Ginge: "Yeah i know but these people talk back to you though"

Mum: "It'll be your 40th next week and we're going for a picnic with Jeff and Sue and their two, you can talk to them"

Ginge: "I know but it's just sometimes i like talking to other people, don't get me wrong i like poodles but it's not the same"

Mum: "Well you mind how you go Alvin, there are all types of idiots on that interweb, especially that 606"

Ginge: "I'll just ignore him then Mum, can i have a cuddle?"

Mum: "Awww come here, you daft sausage"...Buries head in ample cleavage...

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Hope yer not a Ginge or an Alvin

Forgot to say before, Blur are right up there for me, Damon Albarn is a superb musician with loads of different styles. Loved his 'Gorillaz' stage and also 'The Good The Bad and The Queen'...Quality

A'reet Natch


No I'm not an Alvin or a Ginge thank f*ck
Life's tough enough without having that millstone to cart around.

I see you've been getting stuck into Pies as well now.
If you look at every thread he's been on someone comes back with a derogatory remark about him.

The level of arrogance he displays is truly shocking.
He makes Ronaldo look positively humble

The fat/thin greasy ginger haired, mummy loving ,bad toothed ,slack jawed, mouth breathing w@nker

Areeeet Vim

I'm bladdered at the mo, went on the rough stuff owing to the financial diffuculties of late but that's another storyy...

Pies is obviously a goon but lets not scare himoff, actually lets. Keep your friends close an that...

Could be OUR own private piles

We'll have to have a secret code word to chat on h2g2 or summat about the nob. Pincer movement or such like. i dunno i'm rambling now. see what you think hahaha

g'night mate

Natch

At this rate i'll be changing me name to Cheddar Valley

Natcheddarvalley

Morning Natcheddarvalley

I take it that Cheddar Valley has nothing whatsoever to do cheese.
Unless they've brought out a cider brewed from cheese.

Would they do a Cheddar Valley Light made from Dairylea?

Anyway went out on Saturday for a quick drink with a friend of mine(well I say friend but he's a very dull bloke who latched onto me years ago but I haven't got the heart to tell him to f*ck off).Got to the pub and he gave me a tenner to get a drink and I had a bottle of Aspalls Suffolk draught cyder(wrong end of the country I know)and very nice it was too but it had to be at an eye watering £3.85 a bottle!
I remember now why I tolerate him, it's always his round

Oh and I forgot something on the list of Pies attributes....
Virgin.